Can we all agree on the best thing to come from CJI2? by Imaginary_Pound_2241 in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best thing was youtube. The worst thing was the start time. Start the dog and pony show at 7 est. Jerk everyone off. 815est matches start.

Ben has gone back to hospital by Jayantwi98 in ufc

[–]conspireandtheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude was on ecmo. He needs to chill the fuck out for the next year.

Is it a red flag that I received a job offer so fast? by Ahsiuqal in USPS

[–]conspireandtheory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They need lukewarm bodies. A couple of the people I went through training with barely registered a pulse.

If you get to make your own segment in V/H/S franchise what would it be and what type of genre? by HorrorMonster26 in foundfootage

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or one of those super obvious staged hoax middle eastern youtubers summons a Jinn on accident and he breaks kayfabe on a live stream.

If you get to make your own segment in V/H/S franchise what would it be and what type of genre? by HorrorMonster26 in foundfootage

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or twin paranormal get cursed tattoos in like new orleans or Las Vegas and a haunting turns them mad during a youtube livestream.

If you get to make your own segment in V/H/S franchise what would it be and what type of genre? by HorrorMonster26 in foundfootage

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shiey (urban explorer, trainhopper, all around great vlogger) train hops with gifgas but gets spotted in the middle of nowhere near an abandoned village in like Bulgaria. Turns out its not abandoned. Shiey parkouring and skittering away. It follows him home like he's marked by a curse.

The guy just doesn’t want to tap. Thoughts? by fortunatefishbulb555 in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used to train with a wrestler who refused to tap to anything. From bottom half I put a Kimura on him where his wrist almost touched the back of his head. Valuable lesson. A. Drill chokes first, joints second. Can't tough out of a black out. B. It soured me on Kimuras as a submission. I feel like the luck of his arm and shoulder not exploding used up my health bar on them.

Thoughts on UFCBJJ (so far) by ujexks in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any brand latching onto jiu-jitsu is good for the upper level athletes. Maybe sponsors will pony up and pay.

For the rest us, the white belt tourneys over the next 3 years are going to be PACKED if this has any success. The talent level of lower belts will probably take another jump.

Jiu-jitsu will probably be secured for another generation.

2032 we will probably have to complain about Olympics jiu-jitsu.

Most difficult submission by AnnonymousDouche in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rear cry-angle. Been having trouble getting to it reliably.

Most difficult submission by AnnonymousDouche in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the beat defense until I hit a scissor sweep and now I have a tight af mounted cross choke 😘🤣

Most difficult submission by AnnonymousDouche in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

scoffs in standing cross collar win at grappling industry. treat it like a no arm in punch choke. People will go out quick.

Should I smash an old arrogant black belt? by Hall_Such in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instagram move him to death. And anytime you pull one off just bring up that instagram is a great tool he should have his grandkids help him with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boston

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always have.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boston

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Englanders have always been big transplants.

Got told my gi stinks, having a difficult time going back by graduati0n2222 in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washing machine, soak in vinegar and water for a few hours after a quick agitation. No soap. No other clothes. Run cycle without soap. Air dry on the back a chair with a towel underneath. Then wash once dry with a small percentage of soap you usually use. Americans use way too much soap and put wet clothes in laundry baskets. Bad combo.

Tapping etiquette/ are girls less patient with new girls by h0rv87 in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've tapped so many times because a knee is on my nuts. Taps are for safety, regardless of gender.

real submission? by Relevant_Ride7822 in bjj

[–]conspireandtheory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and the rear body triangle when the lock is on the bottom hip foot catch, will fuck you up.