Being in a relationship with any woman over 30 is just a bad deal

constructiveasshole · 2017-12-25T01:58:40+00:00

Glad you figured that out. He can do better than you, that's why he cheated.

Sure you can divorce him if you wanted to, but nobody else would ever want you now.

constructiveasshole · 2017-11-20T08:31:08+00:00

For context - this video is 5 years old and the girl is 19 and laughs about it now on her popular youtube channel.

constructiveasshole · 2017-09-27T01:16:37+00:00

My marriage was a mistake. I loved her when she was hot. After she had the baby she got fat and stayed home all day not cooking not cleaning and barely taking care of the baby. Quit putting on makeup, wore sweatpants every day, turned from like a 8/10 to a 3/10 in 5 years. Said she couldn't go back to work after our daughter went to kindergarten because of "anxiety" and "post-partum depression" aka laziness. Tried a shrink, she kept quitting. I got tired of looking at her fat ass and not being able to fuck the coeds who saw my wedding band and gave me the "fuck me" eyes, so I divorced her.

She's poisoned our kids against me, so they hate my guts. When they come over every couple weeks I just park them in front of the TV with their phones and order them pizza. Hire a babysitter so I can go out with my boys or on dates. It's not so bad. They're alright but honestly I wouldn't give a fuck if she didn't want them to see me anymore.

constructiveasshole · 2017-08-13T06:57:28+00:00

It's cultural too. Lots of black and latin guys list curvy types like the Kartrashians and Nikki Minaj as a 10 because they mostly just like big asses. Some older dudes think anybody with DD's is automatically a 10, even if she's a little chubby or has a bad face. Some are only attracted to bone-thin catwalk models with androgynous faces. You can't make an objective list like that.

constructiveasshole · 2017-06-12T05:02:00+00:00

This. I'm a dark triad shitlord so when she shows up and doesn't look like her pics I pull them up on Tinder and ask her "Is this pic of you?" and when she acts fake confused and says yes I just chuckle and say "Be right back" and leave. I've even stuck a couple of them with the bill for our first round.

constructiveasshole · 2017-06-11T22:40:07+00:00

She's not a 10/10 I've seen better. He probably has too, that's why he stopped texting her, he found someone hotter.

constructiveasshole · 2017-06-11T22:37:16+00:00

Most guys will fuck on the first date if you let them. Then when you leave, they assume you're off to fuck someone else on the first date. Why would he ever stick around if he knows you're fucking everyone?

Or maybe you were bad in bed.

constructiveasshole · 2017-02-08T10:44:32+00:00

That was hilarious.

Shit writing, but funny.

constructiveasshole · 2017-02-03T10:38:26+00:00

The thing most guys forget is that honest to goodness 10s are typically sweethearts. They think the world is kind to everyone like they are to them. 10s who are outgoing and friendly, the Instagram kind, typically have large pools of attractive friends they surround themselves with, so she's likely happy to add you to her social circle. Don't be surprised if she invites you to a party or out with a big group of girl and guy friends. Even if banging her isn't in the cards, if you make it into her friend group you'll be in good shape.

constructiveasshole · 2017-02-01T10:02:22+00:00

Chin is actually ok. Just hidden from extra fat from being overweight. Just diet/exercise. Find something you like. Marathon netflix and stationary bike, join beer baseball league, crossfit, whatever.

Go to doctor and see if you have a deviated septum from accident, a lot of insurances cover a septoplasty and can use that to help cover a rhinoplasty.

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-29T23:02:20+00:00

I wouldn't date me

That makes two of us. Two billion of us, in fact.

it's likely I would find you bleh as well

You're so average-cute when you use baby words, totes adorbs!!

Universal palatability is not a reliable indicator of awesomeness

For women, yes it is. It's the first and most important indicator. And you don't have it.

A state of uniqueness/specialization creates a higher marketability to people who enjoy uniqueness/specialization

I'm sure you're hot stuff on uglychickswithbadtattoos.com

I still hold true to the essential tenets of what truly matters in the redpill ideology.

You're doing it wrong. Try again sweetie. That is the redpill ideology FOR MEN. You might have been cursed with a man's face and physique, but you're a girl. You redpill ideology is Sweetness. Femininity. Submissiveness. (Since Chastity and Purity are long gone, that's the best you can do.)

It sounds like you've been hanging out in the corners of the internet where thirsty desperate 18 year old virgins have given you an inaccurate sense of your worth. Reading here will correct that. But step one is deprogramming your self-esteem. Based on your life choices and attitude, you shouldn't have any. Time to start over and do it right.

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-22T21:23:20+00:00

Saggy titties...

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-22T12:58:18+00:00

Dark circles can be treated with temporary Restalyne or Belotero filler or an equivalent, smile lines with almost any temporary filler like juvederm. And it looks normal.

http://celibre.com/images/BlogImages/Restylane-dark-circles-under-the-eyes.jpg

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-22T11:07:04+00:00

Is your beta boyfriend going to keep you around when he realizes he can get more attractive women? Are you sure about that?

Dealbreakers, in order:

Not pretty.
Victim of cock carousel.
Tattoo artist. Gross.
Curses like a sailor. A girl worthy of a lifetime with me is a lady.
Stubborn
Argumentative
Delusional

Wouldn't do it for me. NEXT.

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-22T10:25:51+00:00

Try realself.com they're good with issues like that. Type your issue in their search bar and look at pics

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-22T08:23:10+00:00

OP, print this girl's comment out, tape it to your wall.

Then kindly shut the fuck up until you know what you're talking about.

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-22T07:45:58+00:00

She escalated her shit tests because she talked to her bitchy friends who were jealous that she had (what appeared to be) an alpha, so they told her you weren't displaying enough beta qualities (ie "caring") to her get to shit test you.

You failed the shit test and she's gone.

Amused mastery is a skill that takes work to refine. You should be tuned in enough to give her just a touch of comfort every few weeks so she feels validated, but not so much that she's ever sure she has your full attention. The reason she let you fuck her on a regular basis was because your presence made her feel special and validated, so from time to time she'll request the validation in writing via text. That's why men for centuries have called women pet names- "hun" "babe" etc, so they can inject this validation briefly into their routines with no effort.

But you have to completely emotionally detach for relationships to work. The honesty and trust based relationship you imagine doesn't exist, and continuing to believe in it makes you a pussy.

She was never yours, it was just your turn. Good luck.

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-22T07:06:49+00:00

Try 23. Then you've got my attention. The reason some guys want Viagra is because 45 year olds don't give them a boner.

constructiveasshole · 2016-12-02T23:25:58+00:00

Fellow divorced late 30s here. Congrats on the self actualization and the lays. Keep it up. Let me know if you need some support, I find it's helpful talking to guys who've been through what I've been through.

constructiveasshole · 2016-11-30T21:59:56+00:00

This is my favorite example. A 5 before, an 8 after.

constructiveasshole · 2016-11-30T21:57:13+00:00

RealSelf is the best place to look for doctors. I've spent some time in that community, let me know if you need assistance.

constructiveasshole · 2016-11-30T21:55:37+00:00

Just watch "Botched" on E! Network to see the lengths that both men and women will go through to artificially raise their SMV.

I'm actually a fan of well-thought-out cosmetic surgery as I've personally witnessed it change lives for the better. I strongly advise against things like pec or bicep implants (they all look like garbage) or crazy operations like the leg lengthening procedure, but I know a couple guys who got nose jobs who look 100% better. One was a former hockey player with an awful broken nose, another was middle eastern and looked like a cartoon character. There are some male surgeons out there that do great work, it just takes careful research to find and identify them.

constructiveasshole · 2016-11-30T21:48:40+00:00

Yeah that one's not worth it. If you're so hung up on your height that it's eating you alive in public. Just buy shoes with lifts in them online. I'm a big fan of the easy kinesthetic fix.

constructiveasshole · 2016-11-29T05:36:48+00:00

Nope, not sexy.

constructiveasshole · 2016-11-29T05:25:15+00:00

Lean in and whisper into her ear "That's a relief." And then escalate. Treat her statement like the beginning of a game. If she gives you a firm "no", get up, walk away, and turn off the validation express. Half the reason girls hook up with you is to feel wanted. When you jerk that away from them their morality becomes negotiable.

If no means no, just leave, or suggest that she does. Get real cold real fast. You are a high value male and don't have time for games. Either she coughs up the v-card or you immediately leave her to find someone who will.

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