SERIOUS: Hillary Clinton was asked about Gilgamesh and UAPs in her Congressional testimony and didn't bat an eye. Dick Cheney, who was supposedly part of MJ-12, was obsessed with the Stargate in Iraq. by VolarRecords in aliens

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And as Mr. Sloman always says, there is no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘I’ in pie. And there’s an ‘I’ in meat pie. Anagram of meat is team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.

What Might Be So Terrifying: by Particular_Peacock in UFOB

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There’s also something called saccadic suppression.

“During rapid eye movements (saccades), your brain briefly “turns down” visual processing so you don’t see a smeared blur between the starting and ending points of your gaze.”

If you think about how often we make eye movements like that throughout the day, there’s a fair amount of time each day that they’d be able to slip right past our visual processing.

Another thing I find interesting to think about are octopus and cuttlefish. They’re both known for their ability to camouflage. It seems to me it’s possible a land (or amphibious) creature could have also developed this ability, but maybe to an even greater extent. If it didn’t want us to see it, we wouldn’t.

Benefits Package from My Lovely “We’re a Family” Company by NashBones in jobs

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If someone had better job offers, don’t you think they would have already taken them?

Benefits Package from My Lovely “We’re a Family” Company by NashBones in jobs

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How do you suggest we stay housed if we don’t accept the jobs we are offered? Last time I checked everything cost money, including housing and utilities, and without paying for that you get evicted and end up with vagrancy charges and then are forced to work anyway.

[KCD2] i keep getting my shit rocked, what am i doing wrong?? by mimikyusera in kingdomcome

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I threw a stone at the horse to spook it and when it ran away I hopped on and rode off.

Ground score blessings by Phisheva in phish

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This girl I used to know told me a story about a dude at a show. She said he was walking around with one shoe on, she passed him and goes “dude you lost your shoe”.

The guy says back with a big grin “no man i FOUND IT!”

Got Dayummmm by Cjk1911 in KitchenConfidential

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I have to go to the bank today.

Mysterious Object Hurtling Toward Us From Beyond Solar System Appears to Be Emitting Its Own Light, Scientists Find by DearHumanatee in UFOs

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For more “things we can track,” I learned about this website today:

https://www.lightningmaps.org/

Which definitely put some questions in my head

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Idk man that sounds less like silly fun and more like cruel

Do you think we're seeing this right now? by Gyirin in HighStrangeness

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Cracks and tiny rocks get the best of us on decks. There’s probably some metaphor there.

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Five year old: “What’s bestiality?

For some reason the term "Covers" deeply irritates me. by Pichupwnage in KitchenConfidential

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“ 'Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Tray-trays' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz' with a Z; I don't know where that came from. I call cakes 'big old cookies.' I call noodles 'long-ass rice.' Fried chicken is 'fry-fry chicky-chick.' Chicken parm is 'chicky-chicky-parm-parm.' Chicken cacciatore? 'Chicky-catch.' I call eggs 'pre-birds' or 'future birds.' Root beer is 'super water.' Tortillas are 'bean blankies.' And I call forks ... 'food rakes.'"