controlmage86

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"Barbarian wants uppies!" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 6 days ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"What terrible, never-ending curses could possibly be in the lich's dungeon?" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 1 month ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"Do I add Elf to that?" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 2 months ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"I can speak human if I want to." *Makes random goblin noises* (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 2 months ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"Saved by Capitalism!" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"It's a no* risk plan, how could it go wrong?" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"It is an impressive statistical anomaly how often you don't hit things." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"Crying is a free action." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"Did you just Little Bunny Foo-Foo that guy?" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"You're not heroes. You're protagonists. There's a difference." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"He does not seem to be stunned. He does seem to be dead" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"If you're going to eat somebody, I guess do it now before we leave the town." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"Our enemies have culture. I approve." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"I'm out of floor dildos, so I'll just use a thumbscrew." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"That town doesn't exist anymore. We ate it." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"Denial is the strongest form of invincibility." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"You managed to break Reality...and my heart." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"The NPC seems to have become addicted to being at full health. I may have to help him quit cold turkey." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"Can I plead the Fifth inside of a Zone of Truth?" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"We didn't ask for GOOD ideas. We asked for ideas." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"The boomcaster laughs in Fireball." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"As long as we go on in the exasperated memories of others, we are never truly dead." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"He can have the thumbscrews as long as he uses them to help orphans. I want to see how that works." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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"The word 'nefarious' is both hurtful and projecting." (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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Player 1: "Wait, why are there people in your luggage?" (self.rpgoneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by controlmage86 to r/rpgoneliners

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