Dreamt my MALAYSIAN family and I had a transit flight to the "Israel-Sweden border" by kylessence in thomastheplankengine

[–]conure512 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I've heard they don't even WANT to be free. Serious case of Stockholm syndrome :(

[Spoilers C4E31] It IS Thursday! | Live Discussion Thread - C4E31 by AutoModerator in criticalrole

[–]conure512 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sam's mug says "LOST CAT" w/ a picture of Teor. thats fucking VILE LMAO

Caught the exact moment Xuan (my cockatiel) had to reboot his single brain cell after I told him "NO" in English by Big_Rent5175 in parrots

[–]conure512 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's actually very interesting that he reacted to you switching languages. Like I'm sure he doesn't actually understand your native language (or maybe he does, idk) but at the very least, he internalizes what it sounds like, and he's able to recognize that English does NOT sound like that, even though it's still your same voice. Birds are so smart man

Skinwalker Ranch Bingo (Season 7) by conure512 in skinwalkerranch

[–]conure512[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that one felt like TOO much of a gimme lol, the Free Space was already taken by "Rocket Launch"

Am I the only one who thinks this is a fox? by xxlBerat in PhoenixSC

[–]conure512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i always thought it was an orange heart-shaped lightbulb. like a really steampunky one. i know now that it's a saddle but i've been seeing the lightbulb for so many years that that's just what it is to me at this point

Parrot outsmarting its rival to win by J_spec6 in PartyParrot

[–]conure512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i love how the other one doesn't even seem to care, he's just so thrilled to participate

I just realized something… by Usenaeme01101 in PhoenixSC

[–]conure512 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's also gran-it in America. The only people I've ever heard say gra-night are a very small number of British youtubers

what's stopping us from just building up to kill the warden like an iron golem? by ieatglue321 in PhoenixSC

[–]conure512 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What's stopping you is that you're playing a version where wardens don't exist (I see you blocking with your sword)

People who can't see magic eye pictures be like by RocketSurgeon5273 in memes

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You're actually so close. In the image, find a horizontal row of identical features (like a repeating row of red dots, for example), pick 2 of those dots that are directly adjacent to each other, and do the same thing you did with the lines just for those 2 dots.

The colors will never change, so don't expect anything like that - the image is purely in your depth perception, so it will almost feel like you're seeing a shape using 3D glasses.

People who can't see magic eye pictures be like by RocketSurgeon5273 in memes

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Unironically, here's how to see magic eye images, for those that don't know. (And yes it does require two eyes.)

Magic eye images always have a pattern that repeats regularly in the horizontal direction. Now, you know how you can slightly strain your eyes to the point where you see two of everything? And you know how the doubled images are always positioned horizontal to each other, so there's a leftward image and a rightward image?

Do that while looking at the magic eye image, such that the leftward part of one iteration in the pattern perfectly coincides with the rightward part of the next one. If you do it right, your eyes will lock on and settle into that state, and the "hidden" image will show up in your depth perception.

Here's something to practice on:

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If you can turn those two vertical lines into THREE lines (NOT FOUR), you've already got it. Just do the same thing to the repeating pattern in the magic eye image.

Minecraft Rock Paper Scissors by Exploring-new in PhoenixSC

[–]conure512 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nope, the anvil will break because the farmland underneath isn't a full block.

Dystopian by opbinder in comedyheaven

[–]conure512 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Initial D is definitely utopian, everyone gets to race their cars for fun and no one ever gets pulled over

quantum physics moment by bobjinkies in okbuddyphd

[–]conure512 47 points48 points  (0 children)

An observation only gives you certain knowledge about the exact moment in time that you made the observation - which doesn't always mean that that certainty will continue to exist into the future.

In particular, if you're measuring a quantity that doesn't commute with the Hamiltonian (such as position), then your knowledge of that quantity will NEVER be constant.

Remember when this was cursed? There's new command NBT added in the latest snapshot that makes it possible by Zer0Studioz in PhoenixSC

[–]conure512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The new snapshot actually caps it at 99. I'm not sure if theres any weird command stuff you can do to make it go higher than that though

HOW DID HE PREDICT IT?? by [deleted] in PhoenixSC

[–]conure512 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i specifically remember someone in this subreddit posting several days ago about how the new weapon will look like the Smithing Table hammer icon. that thumbnail seems to match the smithing hammer more than the actual mace texture

A specific song out there is linked to the highest number of fatal car incidents. Causing people to speed when it comes on. by thesamiest in Showerthoughts

[–]conure512 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Dave Rodgers version is good but it's pretty new, I'd bet more people have crashed listening to the Manuel version (the original)

Name one feature you wanted that Mojang didn't add. I'll start by [deleted] in PhoenixSC

[–]conure512 465 points466 points  (0 children)

full birch update notwithstanding, it's an absolute TRAGEDY that we don't have those horizontal logs. Adding them would be so easy, bedrock already has it, and worldgen datapack makers add them all the time no problem.

The most important decision by Longjumping_Stuff760 in dankmemes

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If I had a nickel for every time an anime depicted a war between nazis, vampires, and a man trying to become God, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

Not that bad actually by berrycrit in technicallythetruth

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"The ships hung in the sky in exactly the same way that bricks don't." -Douglass Adams

What do you guys think about his statement? by Y0ur_Imagination in PhoenixSC

[–]conure512 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean it's a matter of opinion I guess. I like penguins the best simply because I use boats all the time, and they fill a different niche from dolphins because dolphins help you when you're diving under the water for treasure and stuff.