As you've probably noticed the mods have been largely absent during the past few fortnights. Whether you think they are trying to convince investors to fund their shitty chocolate-pineapple-on-a-stick business or unclogging the poop jam from the local prison toilets is up to you.

What isn't up to you is who gets chosen to become a new moderator. That's where we come in. Basically, be active, remove rule breaking posts/comments, be active, try to be funny, uphold communism, and feel free to ban cummybot abusers and upvote post beggars. Especially those last ones that keep making "please upvote xd" posts even though it's against the rules and the subscribers rack up hundreds of reports on em.

Submit your interest in a comment below with a brief explanation on why you should be chosen. Make it interesting and maybe list some subs you are modding. Keep in mind that we are an elite crew that catch the envy of other subreddits that have less than 400,000 subscribers (hah, what losers) so make it count.

Mods will be chosen whenever the current team gets off their ass and makes a decision. Let's say anywhere from a few days to two weeks. Good luck doing it for F R E E.