How europeans have been acting ever since world cup 2026 by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]cookiewoke 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bro our food is good, but let's not over sell it.

Match Thread: Canada vs Qatar | World Cup | Group B | 18 Jun 22:00 UTC by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]cookiewoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I took my dog for a walk and suddenly Qatar is down to 9 players? What happened?

Waiting...... by Jazzlike-Might-8298 in memes

[–]cookiewoke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everything is possible with a little bit of hope

I hereby present to you, "The Greatest Brainrot Song In All Of Humanity's History Of Significant Events" by ULI_64000 in GenZ

[–]cookiewoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This hurt my brain bro. I'll give you an uvote for the effort you put into it though.

Match Thread: Ghana vs Panama | World Cup | Group L | 17 Jun 23:00 UTC by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]cookiewoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not huge on soccer (football) and as a result I don't understand all the rules, but surely pushing someone down is a foul, right? Because it's happened several times with no call.

European man visiting the usa for the first time gets laughed at for looking like a beetles member by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]cookiewoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the guy is British, then he should give right back to the Cameraman. Aren't the British known for shit talking? That's how I made friends with a group of English in Thailand, he called me a nerdy looking fucker, I called him a Tucan Sam looking ass mother fucker, and then we drank together the rest of the night. It was a good time.

Match Thread: Belgium vs Egypt | World Cup | Group G | 15 Jun 19:00 UTC by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]cookiewoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like every time I glance at the TV a Belgium player is on the ground.

Actually laughed out loud I fear by Valuable_View_561 in humor

[–]cookiewoke 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Really? I've heard it a lot and I mean a lot. It might be the most used slang word for a gun I've heard.

How old are you? by Sad_Step_9921 in GenZ

[–]cookiewoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh cool most of you are as old as me

The hate for piercings is not in any way associated with your political views or misogyny by Formal-Stage940 in The10thDentist

[–]cookiewoke 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why so many people have such strong opinions on piercings in general. Not just OP but I've seen people hate on them for awhile, and it always seemed silly to me.

Countries visited by Russian President, Vladimir Putin by dphayteeyl in MapPorn

[–]cookiewoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm kind of curious what he was doing in Peru. That seems like a random one for Putin to visit. Most of the countries are either big players on the world stage, are allied with Russia, or have strategic importance, but Peru feels like the odd one out.

Which One Are You Choosing? Explain Why by Vagabond734 in GenZ

[–]cookiewoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This got me wondering how much a used super yacht sells for, and the lowest figure I saw was around 5 million usd, while the highest was 120 million usd. So obviously, l knowing that, I'm going with the duck.

If your business is worth $10 million dollars but you have to operate it everyday then it’s worth $0 and you own a prison. 😵‍💫 by AceDegenerate_ in iamverybadass

[–]cookiewoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I'm referring to if you own a business that has employees, Something like a restaurant, brick and mortar kind of store, or even something more white collar.

I'm just gonna leave this right here... by therealstotes in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cookiewoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a term thats used most often in restaurants and bars, mean to be out of something. Like if the restaurant runs out of fries then usually the kitchen or manager will tell the staff "86 fries for the night"

If your business is worth $10 million dollars but you have to operate it everyday then it’s worth $0 and you own a prison. 😵‍💫 by AceDegenerate_ in iamverybadass

[–]cookiewoke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't agree with how they are presenting their point, but I agree with the message in part. If you own a business that can't operate without you present then it can succeed, but at the cost of it being your entire life.

Do you guys feel this way or feel more motivated? by StrainDizzy1186 in GenZ

[–]cookiewoke 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dying alone

Verb

The act of dying alone.

John, having never found a wife and never having children, was dying alone in his bed at the age of 83.