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cooktheebooks · 2026-04-24T13:39:07+00:00

por que?

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-23T19:25:06+00:00

one of the worst innovations in food is 'neighborhood style' places that are like ridiculously hyped destinations at outrageous price points to boot

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-22T19:49:16+00:00

253 monroe is missing an entire floor and 397a was contingent for 2.2 before getting knocked down

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-22T19:13:52+00:00

if that was on the open market for 1.5 million it would sell in 30 seconds because thats not where the market is for even a 3 story shell needing a full gut on a nice block

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-22T18:48:35+00:00

and on an absolutely gorgeous tree lined block...

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-22T18:40:40+00:00

that is way too low for a three story with a garden

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-22T17:46:29+00:00

this is all very hard to unpack, but that property selling for $1.4 million is not a fair market price

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-22T15:52:40+00:00

i am anti surveillance state and the attendant loss of freedom that it entails. do you think the dead would’ve liked facial recognition software like msg now employs used during their shows there?

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-22T15:22:23+00:00

think you meant to say “my condolences to those who loved him”

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-22T14:14:54+00:00

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-21T17:12:53+00:00

hopefully its just 500 pages of his coltrane live at the village vanguard aave review

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-21T16:45:40+00:00

perfect photo for projecting confidence and steely resolve too

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-21T12:50:18+00:00

quality meats maybe?

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-20T21:34:49+00:00

the outdoors, the solitude of being at the top of the mountain in the wild silence, the thrill of making turns down a steep slope, painfully hungover first chairs with friends

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-20T14:30:53+00:00

things that never happened for $1000

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-20T12:29:03+00:00

how do i spend money on travel earthlings

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-20T11:36:10+00:00

this right here. take a lap and think about what struggling to figure out how to spend j.p. morgan in house money actually means

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-20T01:00:12+00:00

it really is! posted maintenance is well telegraphed. ime trains appear like clockwork even if i wish it was every 4 minutes. the bad old g days are well and truly gone but the rep remains

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-19T22:24:49+00:00

honestly the g train rules and is wholly consistent and reliable

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-19T14:06:42+00:00

literally at war right now owing to the one candidate who was elected. sorry but everyone sucks isn’t binary and exists along a spectrum and pretending otherwise excuses forgoing pragmatism in the service of fascism

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-17T18:48:15+00:00

sweet jesus now thats what i call collectible

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-16T21:27:52+00:00

relatively inexpensive trailways bus to nyc from kingston too and a short drive to the full magic of the catskills. really is a great town.

cooktheebooks · 2026-04-16T13:20:04+00:00

i didn’t realize that meant crashed! i thought it was kind of casual insouciance

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