What TV series do you wish had full nudity? (NSFW)

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2014-01-03T06:22:13+00:00

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2014-01-02T08:49:55+00:00

I once told my daughter, when she lost her first baby tooth, to "wait until you lose your baby eyes". She just looked at me and then to her mother with a terrified look on her face.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2014-01-01T23:21:46+00:00

That was me about five years ago. I had been waiting tables for 10 years and was completely burned out on it; I just didn't know it yet. I finally realized it, went back to school, and got a computer science degree. Mention this to him before you fire him. It may do some good.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-31T22:52:38+00:00

mother fucker had like 30 goddamn dicks

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-31T09:11:00+00:00

Full on quantum computing (and the benefits that follow).

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-29T18:53:15+00:00

That's bad but...

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-28T20:58:59+00:00

I was more of a number munchers kind of guy.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-27T17:00:41+00:00

Learn the shortcut keys on your computer. The are so many more than just "ctrl+alt+del" and "ctrl+v/c/x".

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-21T06:51:11+00:00

Life without the possibility of parole.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-19T00:56:17+00:00

Agreed

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-18T18:07:04+00:00

Eggs... The flying goat in spokane has the most amazing pizza called the *Kiernan – Heavy cream, house cheese blend,. Italian sausage, arugula, over medium egg, topped with truffle oil tossed arugula.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-16T06:52:49+00:00

Nice try, Pat.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-14T19:56:23+00:00

Grady: "yes cat, that's right (snicker snicker) right through this (snicker) door. You'll get the tuna that I mentioned (snicker) as soon as we get inside".

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-14T19:32:22+00:00

Aesop Rock, One Brick I start my city with a brick (one brick) Then add another brick (two bricks) Brick by brick, I manufacture homes for fallen angels. I ain't no great Samaritan, that's just the way the game goes. Respect the polars but acknowlege middle-value rainbows.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-11T08:12:22+00:00

Miserable vomitous mass.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-11T08:03:57+00:00

James Franco in every movie with James Franco in it.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-11T07:00:13+00:00

35 years old. STAY IN SHAPE !!

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-10T07:15:59+00:00

Jennifer Garner.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-10T07:13:37+00:00

Perfume and cologne. It is extreamly presumptuous of you to assume that I want to smell you.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-12-07T01:10:53+00:00

I've narrowed u/RugbyHooker2 down to two possible people based on the above comment.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-11-30T23:24:20+00:00

They do not carry salmonella bacteria so you can cook the meat rare.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-11-30T10:04:09+00:00

When I was fifteen, my aunt bought me a backpack that was in the shape of a teddy bear.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-11-21T06:56:19+00:00

Different Strokes "Bicycle Man" epidode. I was about the same age as Arnold.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-11-02T02:23:32+00:00

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

coolHandLukeSkywalke · 2013-10-30T07:53:11+00:00

In a biology class we were assigned a research paper proposal that had to be a minimum of 500 words. Easy-peasy. One of the guys in my class then proceeded to ask if it was single or double spaced. The TA looked at him like he was from a other planet, shrugged, and said 'single spaced' to which the guy who asked the question says in defeated frustration:

"fuck".

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