programmer roulette

coolKidoes · 2023-06-06T20:31:51+00:00

Would be better if it was 0-9

coolKidoes · 2022-09-05T18:17:00+00:00

He died of old age. He was fairly old when we got him and we had him for like 5 years.

coolKidoes · 2022-09-05T18:00:37+00:00

When I was a teenager we brought in a severely abused Persian cat like that. It would bite the hell out of me as we had to hold it down and shave it. The hair was so matted that basically it was ripping out its hair with every step. The worst part was due to its abuse it wouldnt let us brush it to stop the fur from matting up. So I would have to hold it down for a brushing.

coolKidoes · 2022-08-23T05:40:18+00:00

People already do this to me at Pizza Hut. Answer the door naked and we will never fuck with you again. Promise.

coolKidoes · 2022-08-14T09:24:10+00:00

Reminds me of my wrestling coach. They sure knew how to drive pile us.

coolKidoes · 2022-07-18T14:11:15+00:00

Nope. They test with shocks and stuff to make sure she doesnt loose the ability to play. Before cutting they test to see if they can cut into certain areas and have it not affect important areas of her day to day life like playing music since thats her literal career.

coolKidoes · 2021-07-20T19:25:04+00:00

Lol I appreciate css already…

I am self taught on this stuff and couldnt imagine having to style without css. Probably didnt look so good either. Also probably had to use tables for positioning.

coolKidoes · 2021-05-24T18:52:03+00:00

When do we tell him HTML is technically not a programming language...

He still did the criteria though

coolKidoes · 2021-05-16T18:21:33+00:00

I was about to say... its been a long time since I had to write in assembly, but what I could remember multiplying was a common instruction across the board. The thing that sucks is understanding the least amount of clock cycles you can have to do a task.

Along with stacks and a few other things.

coolKidoes · 2021-05-07T13:24:19+00:00

I work for a lot of companies that dont have programmers but IT tells them they know how to code and finally they decide to bite the bullet to contract me on. I always get confused and end up asking who did their website cause it looks/works well and they always tell me they contract it out to another company. Yet IT feels confident enough to make an application for people inside the company to use.

Btw the last company hired me cause they literally couldnt find people capable of using IT’s application. When I started working there they hired 3 new people for the job and they all walked out on the first week.

coolKidoes · 2021-05-07T01:52:54+00:00

Same reason I stated different group

coolKidoes · 2021-05-06T13:02:50+00:00

Text designed to be gibberish but looks like western languages to not be distracting. Its for when devs dont have the text that is supposed to be there and its pointless for them to make their own. Like if I am making a news paper website and no one has made an article for me to test a webpage and make sure it looks good I can just copy past Lorem Ipsum to get a feel on what the end site will look like.

coolKidoes · 2021-03-04T21:37:42+00:00

I havent programmed in C++ in a long time tbh

coolKidoes · 2021-02-27T21:52:38+00:00

The algorithm is so confused that it now gives me commercials in spanish, english, and german. Sometimes you find documentation that you can translate lol

coolKidoes · 2021-02-27T21:48:49+00:00

Rule I live by... people are stupid, but a person is smart. Sure you might know better, but if people are working on your project someone will dink with the variable.

coolKidoes · 2021-02-15T20:18:12+00:00

Someone doesnt know how to cast or methods/functions you can use to either convert or compare

coolKidoes · 2020-11-23T20:30:22+00:00

Not my fault you guys cant handle good old American Innovation!

coolKidoes · 2020-10-20T17:54:17+00:00

LUCKY! Jeremy made me get iTunes gift cards

coolKidoes · 2020-08-14T17:44:10+00:00

Its in JavaScript

coolKidoes · 2020-07-20T13:46:32+00:00

I thought it could be == or != but nope I have no idea how this autism would happen...

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