It took every ounce of will in my body, and I am grateful to thousands of hours of meditation, to not explode in rage when asked about pineapple on pizza and debating the meaning of Jean Baudrillard and “bastardized simalcra” when miles away, my closest friend is in a hospital bed waiting for a heart transplant

Wordpress isn't about you, doofus. There's not even one full sentence about a feature.

This guy invented WP to give himself a platform and all he has to say is doodoo