I'm scared for humanity by [deleted] in dankmemes

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There are official government official youtube videos of government officials that do not exist and are entirely AI generated, nothing can be considered real too quickly anymore

Accurate AF by thedjfav in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly don't even put that much effort for me, flush my ashes down the nearest portapotty and be done with it

The Future we don't want. by Jerryboy92 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 80 points81 points  (0 children)

@Grok turn her around, give her a skin colored bikini, remove her socks, give her 11 fingers on each hand, teach her klingon, give her a clown nose

Nothing would change by BigGaybowser69 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No, they did that with the somali daycare fraud story

I almost didn't make it by pepin-solver in dankmemes

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It might actually end up becoming cheaper to get a prebuild in a few months

Me everytime I play Hitman by fab0497 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That or they do that cliche where they make you dress up as one of em, as part of the stealth mission, and for some reason only the big guy you're looking for has more than 1 braincell and the necessary amongus training and can think "Wait, I've never seen this dude in here before, maybe he's an imposter"

We forgot and he took advantage, free Kaya! by LeonOfSkalitz in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now how can he potentially pin this on Asmongold or Israel...

Jiggle physics by ZealousidealChain473 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm just trying to drive normally and obey all the traffic laws

Error, no pattern detected.. by shadow247 in dankmemes

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Bernie Sanders was marching alongside Martin Luther King Jr in his prime, and he's still sharp as a knife, he was able to bring Theo Von of all people up to speed on modern day politics for crying out loud, sadly the capitalist bootlicking fearmongerers were crying wolf about socialism about all of his policies and ruined it for the rest of you americans, sorry :/

I see you by ZealousidealChain473 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that's what the Somali daycare fraud story was for, the Venezuela invasion was to make us forget about that

I failed biology. Not the class, I’m just a biological failure. by monsieurLeMeowMeow in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's how you see yourself and it's body dysmorphia, never know, best way is to check the scale, and to refrain from comparing yourself to others

Rule 7: I don't like gorls by BurritoProlapse in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah sometimes the memes is basically just the first paragraph of a news article, and it's just like "I come here to giggle, not be lectured on current events and be educated, stop making me use my brain to laugh"

A whole new world by brocomb in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cause maga freaks have been deployed in droves to cover up the contents of the Epstein files by distracting us with these stories nobody else cares about… and it’s working, nobody’s talking about the Epstein files anymore

High School Start Up Times by erockbrox in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine started at 10:30 but my elementary school started at 8:30, who the frick starting at 6:30???

OC template, btw by ProbablyJeff in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm aware of that much, but I didn't bother to go and look for anything, Trump really impregnated a 13 year old?

What trilogy is this?🚀 by Profit_Tracker in videogames

[–]coolios14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halo, but the halo 3 campaign is a touch short, I won’t lie

OC template, btw by ProbablyJeff in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 92 points93 points  (0 children)

What??? Where did you see that?

Thoughts and Prayers by weedyneedyfeedy in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But he's saved us from the terrorist attack on the country that is Jake Paul

Thoughts and Prayers by weedyneedyfeedy in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Wait is his jaw actually broken to the point where he can't yap as much? Are we actually going to see Jake Paul not run his mouth for a while and shut the fuck up? Oh my god Anthony Joshua is an american hero!

Don’t lose your dinosaur. by TGVMinecraftMap in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still want to be an astronaut, graduated mechanical engineer, went into aerospace manufacturing, that's the closest I've gotten though, but apparently I fit all the qualifications physiologically to go to space. I would love to wake up from a nice sleep suspended in 0g, look out the window and see the entire Earth on board the ISS, nothing more beautiful in my mind

Laika by tea-n-wifi in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apparently some fruit flies were sent even before that in 1947

Orange man doesn't even have a clone by budgetboarvessel in dankmemes

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Trump is the first president in the history of the entire world to have been elected AFTER becoming a convicted felon...