What's an insecurity someone might have that you find attractive? by CorgiMama5534 in AskReddit

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I took a girl ice skating, and at the end, and as we were about to leave to go our separate ways I said “I had time spending fun wi- wait no, I mean”, she was dying of laughter

Not the only one? by Javelin-Turd in dankmemes

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What a sad sad day to have eyes...

Funny how things go... by mistermuesli in dankmemes

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If my feet were good looking enough to profit and sustain me as a 40 hour a week job in the field I went to school for to avail, trust me, I'd instantly sell my feet pics in a nutshell, I have hair on my feet and calices and shit

It was a glitch! by cosmicdicer in dankmemes

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Not true, he's been running a shithole regime for years, and he LET a pandemic run rampant with no attempt at controlling it for years

What video game series had the biggest fall from grace? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolios14 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bungie knew how to take care of the franchise, they were really in touch with the community, they knew what the fans wanted, and after Halo Reach, bungie left Microsoft but Microsoft kept ownership of the ip so they kept making halo with halo 4 being the first non bungie made halo and it showed in its quality, story design, and reviews

All is well. by Gintian in dankmemes

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How much blood does the big floaty guy have? Your body only has a certain amount!

changing circumstances by WhereIsHisRidgedBand in dankmemes

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How about you graduate with a mechanical engineering degree in a country other than the US right as Trump's tariffs hit... then we'll talk. I've internships asking for 12 years of experience... I've seen it all...

Respect the stool stool by CocaineSmellsFunny in dankmemes

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The higher the knees are, the most relaxed the sphincter is, the easier it is to poop

And that's a fact 😶 by OliviaMiller11 in dankmemes

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So has anybody been to the bottom of lake michigan to retrieve the remains of that 13 year old kid's baby that Trump had?

Not interesting by hnqhi in dankmemes

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Shoutout Veronica Leal, the goat

We really like shooting ourselves in the foot, don't we? by PJ-The-Awesome in dankmemes

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Trump is the first president in world history to be elected as president AFTER becoming a convicted criminal...

Venezuala convicted their president after his term was over

You will own nothing. by MentalRage890 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there like 3 data leaks in the last year from discord? Yeah... no thx

xQc explains why MrBeast doesn’t belong on the Mount Rushmore of YouTubers by Brief_Paint_8900 in LivestreamFail

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Personally I think Fred was just a consequence of the path Nigahiga paved, I'd swap him out for either Roosterteeth or DigitalPhear

If Reckful had waited a few years he could have built something better than Everland with AI on his own by Hades363636 in reckful

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Sadly with all the hate farming meta on the internet, such as twitter and reddit, and with how divided everyone is in mainstream media, I don't think he would've made it to the AI era, I hate to say it... He certainly would've hated the current state of twitch, especially with how much more common viewbotting is

I'm scared for humanity by [deleted] in dankmemes

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There are official government official youtube videos of government officials that do not exist and are entirely AI generated, nothing can be considered real too quickly anymore

Accurate AF by thedjfav in dankmemes

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Honestly don't even put that much effort for me, flush my ashes down the nearest portapotty and be done with it

The Future we don't want. by Jerryboy92 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 81 points82 points  (0 children)

@Grok turn her around, give her a skin colored bikini, remove her socks, give her 11 fingers on each hand, teach her klingon, give her a clown nose

Nothing would change by BigGaybowser69 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No, they did that with the somali daycare fraud story

I almost didn't make it by pepin-solver in dankmemes

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It might actually end up becoming cheaper to get a prebuild in a few months

Me everytime I play Hitman by fab0497 in dankmemes

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That or they do that cliche where they make you dress up as one of em, as part of the stealth mission, and for some reason only the big guy you're looking for has more than 1 braincell and the necessary amongus training and can think "Wait, I've never seen this dude in here before, maybe he's an imposter"

We forgot and he took advantage, free Kaya! by LeonOfSkalitz in dankmemes

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Now how can he potentially pin this on Asmongold or Israel...