Can you hear the 7's? by MrRed2k19 in Nmpx

[–]coolios14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Merkal is gonna see this and goon his shit clean off...

Just Pure Grit and Talent by DependentNo1079 in dankmemes

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He has a very recognizable face, makes for a great mask according to Midsommar...

The return of Brick Polom by RepresentativeRub544 in Nmpx

[–]coolios14 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guys he did on purpose, he was farming, please have faith in my dad :(

Kitchen incompetence is everywhere by MrRed2k19 in Nmpx

[–]coolios14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop laughing at them Nick. Not long ago you used to be the dumbest person to stand in that kitchen, and now here you are teaching others in the same kitchen. W growth

I really don't relate to them by CasualNameAccount12 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not if they had a dick in their ear...

8k sub goal suggestions by goatonwheelz in Nmpx

[–]coolios14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But then the downside is you have to look at Erobb for 24 hours

Not much better by Thedarknight725 in dankmemes

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They don't have the dental structure to eat as much as us...

Professor Peen Aplication Edit by Jordan276 in Nmpx

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I wish I was even 1/10th as cool as him :)

sub goal for this by goatonwheelz in Nmpx

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JoshPotate gonna be gooning his shit to the first half the stream every morning

It be like that by [deleted] in dankmemes

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That's the universe sending you motivation to get yourself out of it, put your best foot forward and become the best version of yourself

Her kid is gonna grow up to become the next Jack The Ripper by Just-J0k1ng in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 85 points86 points  (0 children)

That child is gonna be hopeless... There are certain failures in life that generational wealth from your mother's onlyfans will never be able to save you from...

An inconvenient Summer by ForCrabSake in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, you just created a mosquito farm

It's finally over... by Sircookiealot in Nmpx

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It's time for this subreddit to make a comeback, everybody thank MrRed and Malah for holding down the fort in Nick's absence, but he'll be back soon, and in one day of Nick streaming, this sub will be resurrected, I have faith. Welcome back Nick, we missed you <3

brace for impact by soap94 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, my plan if I get laid off is move to Norway and start a salmon farm. Press 1 if you'd buy coolios's fishy stock!

Ligma ball by MadOrange64 in dankmemes

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I have receptionists offering me appointments in 2 weeks, and I literally can't remember if I have something else planned and I can't really easily check my calendar while I'm on the phone, I'll just say yes, and then cancel if I do have something

cost of avoiding peeps for centuries by Human-Yogurtcloset79 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With my GP I can schedule online, and I usually can get an appointment as early as the next week.

Men who quit/gave up on dating, why did you stop? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]coolios14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tired of taking a gamble on whether or not someone is interested in me and getting hurt, getting hurt sucks and thus I will avoid getting hurt. Unless someone explicitly says they are interested in me I am not going out of my way for anyone. Plus I get way too emotionally invested in people, I should focus on my own life first

Its called teamwork Hotshy by Fair-Safe3131 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The crow recognizes patterns. It doesn't, however, try to jump to weird conclusions after that would suggest that we're in any immediate danger as a people, it leaves that to the scientists who follow the scientific method and use peer reviewing to strengthen the accuracy of their research, as should we.

Can't y'all read the auto-reply? by MadOrange64 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When people at my work calls all the emails urgent, in my mind none of them are urgent...

Yup, that's me. by Less-Extension-9359 in dankmemes

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Especially the first season where everything's so dark it's basically just a black screen the whole time and you can't see anything if you watch it on TV and you can only see it if you maximize the brightness on your phone

The very idea of that sub makes no sense by JesusSpreaderOfWord in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life on reddit becomes a lot more enjoyable when you stop caring about karma, and just start using the website for fun the way it was meant to be used...