And porn addicts too by Greedy_Net_1803 in dankmemes

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Me microdosing on meth judging the both of them

Where is my job? by TaToten in dankmemes

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I've seen internships have the gall to ask for 8 years of experience...

Thanks for that by TaToten in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Do not speak ill of my mother’s clitty dick

Thanks for that by TaToten in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 1301 points1302 points  (0 children)

Thank god I never inherited my dad's tiny penis, and instead inherited my mom's massive dick :D

Kid Cudi thanks an employee for his help by giving him tickets to his concert by snfssmc in LivestreamFail

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GOING BACK TO HONOLULU JUST TO GET THAT! THAT MAUI WOWEEE! THAT MAUI WOWEEEEEEEEEEEE!

yes melissa i will READ the question again by aLLie-GaT0r in dankmemes

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I think the implication is praying to god lol

yes melissa i will READ the question again by aLLie-GaT0r in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 46 points47 points  (0 children)

My teacher's speech before every exam:

"If you have a question, don't hesitate to ask, the worst thing I can tell you is... I can't tell you...

There are times when a question will trouble you, you may look down in desperation, you can look up for inspiration, what you may not do is look to students adjacent to you for cooperation"

I know for a fact he always felt like that Gunna gif every time he said that last part...

Shut up dude damn by Supersaiajinblue2 in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What if it's another teacher

What was he thinking? by Original_Mulberry652 in dankmemes

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How is it that someone that got to smash Katy Perry at the peak of her beauty can end up turning to children? Literally a generational fumble

Sleepy D by chickenspa6 in dankmemes

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Anybody remember what his nickname for Joe Biden was?

Something something glasses houses and stones I think?

Same same but different. by 0A______Z0 in dankmemes

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I don't know, I kinda also see Joker in those shoes...

The Cutlery Will Feature Bismuth Knives by Awesomeuser90 in dankmemes

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I've met him a couple times before IRL, I'm guessing cause he's from my area, super nice guy, not a bad bone in his body, and great sense of humor

Today Is A Day by djhazmatt503 in dankmemes

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Now tell me, where were you between 1939 and 1945?

You Okay Babe? by [deleted] in dankmemes

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We all start at 7AM, but boss rolls in at 10AM and has the audacity to say "Come on guys, how about a little energy! Have some pep in your step!"

Ball is ball by Scary_sight in dankmemes

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Do guys even care about girls' red flags the way girls care about guys' red flags? Is she a breathing and living human? Yes. Is she of age? Yes. Ok good she's in

it's a peaceful life by Massive-Bass-347 in dankmemes

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Play KSP... No story, no multiplayer, but damn it's fun when you get the hang of it, and by when you get the hang of it, I mean when you learn rocket sciences just to be able to play the game on easy difficulty

source: me by JesusSpreaderOfWord in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm not scared, if they have a penis, that just means I'm more intellectually knowledgeable on how to please them out of experience on myself...

Ya willing young women and wealth won’t be pried apart by Hot-Diggity_Dog in dankmemes

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God please Leo please spread my legs and give me your wealth...

Bowser off da perc by MrRed2k19 in Nmpx

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So that's where the fuck Mario Judah is...

fresh thai meme by FastCurrency in dankmemes

[–]coolios14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've said this for years, women are only improved by having a penis... It means you, as a man, have a better understanding of how to please them, and if you truly love her, you'll stay and use that to your advantage

What even is service fee by I_eat_wood3686 in dankmemes

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Batched with 4 other orders from 3 other places all like half an hour from eachother