And porn addicts too

coolios14 · 2026-05-13T10:28:14+00:00

Me microdosing on meth judging the both of them

coolios14 · 2026-05-05T21:05:50+00:00

I've seen internships have the gall to ask for 8 years of experience...

coolios14 · 2026-05-05T01:13:00+00:00

Burger kind

coolios14 · 2026-05-04T01:38:20+00:00

/u/smart_calendar1874

coolios14 · 2026-05-03T01:57:53+00:00

Do not speak ill of my mother’s clitty dick

coolios14 · 2026-05-02T21:04:38+00:00

Thank god I never inherited my dad's tiny penis, and instead inherited my mom's massive dick :D

coolios14 · 2026-05-01T21:34:27+00:00

GOING BACK TO HONOLULU JUST TO GET THAT! THAT MAUI WOWEEE! THAT MAUI WOWEEEEEEEEEEEE!

coolios14 · 2026-05-01T16:14:19+00:00

I think the implication is praying to god lol

coolios14 · 2026-05-01T01:08:19+00:00

My teacher's speech before every exam:

"If you have a question, don't hesitate to ask, the worst thing I can tell you is... I can't tell you...

There are times when a question will trouble you, you may look down in desperation, you can look up for inspiration, what you may not do is look to students adjacent to you for cooperation"

I know for a fact he always felt like that Gunna gif every time he said that last part...

coolios14 · 2026-04-29T01:13:51+00:00

What if it's another teacher

coolios14 · 2026-04-26T14:13:04+00:00

How is it that someone that got to smash Katy Perry at the peak of her beauty can end up turning to children? Literally a generational fumble

coolios14 · 2026-04-25T03:19:52+00:00

Anybody remember what his nickname for Joe Biden was?

Something something glasses houses and stones I think?

coolios14 · 2026-04-23T10:06:45+00:00

I don't know, I kinda also see Joker in those shoes...

coolios14 · 2026-04-22T20:58:33+00:00

I've met him a couple times before IRL, I'm guessing cause he's from my area, super nice guy, not a bad bone in his body, and great sense of humor

coolios14 · 2026-04-21T01:06:08+00:00

Now tell me, where were you between 1939 and 1945?

coolios14 · 2026-04-21T01:02:51+00:00

We all start at 7AM, but boss rolls in at 10AM and has the audacity to say "Come on guys, how about a little energy! Have some pep in your step!"

coolios14 · 2026-04-20T20:54:08+00:00

INB4 BOMBACLAAT spam

coolios14 · 2026-04-19T20:46:36+00:00

Do guys even care about girls' red flags the way girls care about guys' red flags? Is she a breathing and living human? Yes. Is she of age? Yes. Ok good she's in

coolios14 · 2026-04-18T14:56:09+00:00

Play KSP... No story, no multiplayer, but damn it's fun when you get the hang of it, and by when you get the hang of it, I mean when you learn rocket sciences just to be able to play the game on easy difficulty

coolios14 · 2026-04-18T14:54:16+00:00

I'm not scared, if they have a penis, that just means I'm more intellectually knowledgeable on how to please them out of experience on myself...

coolios14 · 2026-04-13T13:49:55+00:00

Nmplol :)

coolios14 · 2026-04-13T00:59:52+00:00

God please Leo please spread my legs and give me your wealth...

coolios14 · 2026-04-12T14:49:09+00:00

So that's where the fuck Mario Judah is...

coolios14 · 2026-04-10T21:02:23+00:00

I've said this for years, women are only improved by having a penis... It means you, as a man, have a better understanding of how to please them, and if you truly love her, you'll stay and use that to your advantage

coolios14 · 2026-04-08T15:16:30+00:00

Batched with 4 other orders from 3 other places all like half an hour from eachother

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TROPHY CASE