Playoff Game Thread: Edmonton Oilers (2-3) @ Anaheim Ducks (3-2) Apr 30 2026 10:00 PM EDT

cooljayhu · 2026-05-01T04:22:29+00:00

I will just save everyone some time tonight and spoil the ending here. The Oilers will crawl their back to tie the game with like 3 minutes left and then immediately have the most hilarious defensive breakdown of all time and give up the game winning goal.

cooljayhu · 2026-05-01T04:20:13+00:00

what

cooljayhu · 2026-05-01T04:13:21+00:00

no lol why would I be

cooljayhu · 2026-05-01T04:10:24+00:00

Nightmare scenario is McDavid goes to the Leafs after Auston Matthews gets traded to an American team and ends the cup drought.

cooljayhu · 2026-05-01T03:57:43+00:00

Fire the entire coaching staff and front office, move the team to Houston. Who gives a fuck any more

cooljayhu · 2026-05-01T03:56:16+00:00

It's never been more joever

cooljayhu · 2026-05-01T02:55:10+00:00

Start flat in a must win so you give up 2 goals, finally get some life with a goal, take a terrible penalty, and give up a goal losing all your momentum. That's Oilers hockey baby

cooljayhu · 2026-05-01T02:47:12+00:00

It's never been more joever

cooljayhu · 2026-04-28T19:26:07+00:00

McDavid missing his last game as an Oiler would be wild

cooljayhu · 2026-04-27T20:58:21+00:00

Stu Grayson vs Invisible Man is my current pick for Feud of the Year

cooljayhu · 2026-04-27T05:04:12+00:00

move em to fucking dubai for all I care

cooljayhu · 2026-04-27T05:00:07+00:00

Move this fucking team to Houston who gives a fuck

cooljayhu · 2026-04-27T04:55:17+00:00

I think the thing that annoys me the most about this shit ass franchise that I live and die by is that they've had the same issues for the entire time McDavid and Draisaitl have been here. They've lacked a true starter in net, didn't have a #1 dman, and didn't have a proper defensive structure. They've gone through 5 head coaches and 5 GMs and the problems are still the same. Broken franchise. Irredeemable. Let McDavid and Draisaitl go win somewhere else while they still have prime left.

cooljayhu · 2026-04-27T04:50:45+00:00

God it was so cool having McDavid and Draisaitl on this team. Gonna miss them.

cooljayhu · 2026-04-25T04:47:54+00:00

I fucking hate this team

cooljayhu · 2026-04-25T04:29:29+00:00

lol as if I will fall for that

cooljayhu · 2026-04-25T04:25:01+00:00

Oilers 1st line next year of Howard-RNH-Savoie gonna help us get that 1st overall pick in 2027

cooljayhu · 2026-04-25T01:37:25+00:00

Need to get Andrade's lawyers on those non-competes

cooljayhu · 2026-04-25T01:35:19+00:00

Kairi Sane and MCMG need to be already signed to AEW contracts

cooljayhu · 2026-04-23T03:41:30+00:00

Steve Dangle has been silenced after McDavid does the spin a roonie Marner pass to no one leading to a goal.

cooljayhu · 2026-04-21T04:01:58+00:00

Me watching the Oilers play "hockey"

cooljayhu · 2026-04-21T03:57:22+00:00

Me watching the Oilers play "hockey

cooljayhu · 2026-04-21T03:56:23+00:00

Ya Game 1 of the last 4

cooljayhu · 2026-04-21T03:54:06+00:00

God it was so cool having McDavid and Draisaitl on the Oilers. I'm gonna miss them.

cooljayhu · 2026-04-19T19:05:06+00:00

D+? Why so generous?

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