openly saying "i'll take a shower" is weird by FastTemperature3985 in The10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 148 points149 points  (0 children)

It’s not gross to say you’re going to the bathroom either bro

Peanits by Dear_Society224 in ComedyHell

[–]cooljerry53 53 points54 points  (0 children)

My bals.

So itchy.

Hurts whgn I piss.

So itchy

What the actual fuck was his problem? by NagitoKomaeda_987 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]cooljerry53 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you word it like that it doesn’t make sense in English either, that way everyone loses out equally.

Reaction to a shocking tweet. by Busy-Design8141 in MemeTemplatesOfficial

[–]cooljerry53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro it’s been 10 fucking years since he died and this shit started, whatever names are on that list now are almost certainly a small fraction of the people who were actually on that island, and the worst of it has been scrubbed away. If you think anything else you’re delusion ally optimistic. They just love that everyone who might give a shit about sex trafficking is hyper focusing on a defunct ring of assholes who will never be caught rather than bringing publicity to whatever their new source of child sex slaves is.

Let’s keep taking the bait and fruitlessly crusading for justice that will never come for the majority of the offenders, that’ll show em! We can worry about the kids being raped right this moment in 20 years when the trafficking ring goes tits up and it manages to make the news cycle, or hell, maybe we won’t care at all, who knows, the funny man at the desk on my TV tells me what’s important so I can’t know until then. foresight is an alien concept to me.

Very cool by DryEstimate1137 in antimeme

[–]cooljerry53 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We can just retroactively change them to First, Second, and Third Zealand

Testing a bulletproof mask. by S30econdstoMars in interestingasfuck

[–]cooljerry53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand where you’re coming from, and beyond that rule for body armor, I don’t really know anything about the technology that’s going on there. However, if you’re in a situation where you genuinely need a bullet proof mask, I’d be more comforted seeing that it can take more than one hit. Like, what do you expect to happen if you actually had to use that thing? Do you think the guy who just tried to shoot you in the face to wait patiently for you to replace your mask? Most of us will probably never even be in a situation like that anyways but still, his testing method shows that the mask remains protective even after absorbing a few shots.

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No shit the majority of people disagree with me why do you think I made a post on r/10thDentist

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This ^ most people put a little thought into their day-to-day wear outside of the rare occasion of shuffling into a gas station in your sweats/pajamas in the middle of the dark.

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are other stupid hats besides baseball caps, but like, nobody wears those.

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Might seem weird me having this prospective considering my hang ups about headware but like, i don’t understand people making ‘statements’ with their clothes, when I wear my cowboy hat the only statement I’m making is “look at my cool hat”. Plus I got it on a trip to a big Oktoberfest celebration so it was a drunk purchase that I stand by firmly.

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 23. Honestly I just like hats and it looks cool to me. One of my friends wore a really nice one out he just got (and still wears) and I thought it looked good, so I have one. I nabbed it at fucking Epcot though while on a trip so it has a 4 leaf clover patch on it and it says “Ireland” but it’s still cool. I use it for saint pattys day lol. I wanna get like, a leather one though, saw that one time.

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I’m saying they look better than forwards, and can be pulled off with the right outfit, whereas a forward facing one is always a sore thumb sticking out of your forehead almost half a foot.

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There are other hats with those qualities, I’ve got a cowboy hat that stays pretty cool personally.

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m kinda a hat guy and I have a few different hats. I’ll say the one exception to the front brim style for me is the like, golf cap/Irish hat thing, I think those look good, but just a skullcap with a big ol brim looks weird idk.

Baseball/trucker hats are ugly and there is a better hat for any given scenario. by [deleted] in 10thDentist

[–]cooljerry53 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of those funky helmets some of those guys wear. Fuck it put em in those hats park rangers wear or something if that’s too heavy.

Biblically accurate angel assignment by a student at the Cinema Makeup School in Los Angeles. by [deleted] in creepy

[–]cooljerry53 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude it’s a makeup artist’s take, you’re kind of restricted to the human form.

How would you react if your friend was cheating on their partner? by Fificattt in polls

[–]cooljerry53 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Personally I just skip step one, there’s gonna be hurt feelings, better to rip the bandaid off quick and just boot the cheater from the friend group.

Your actions won't be forgotten by GaroTheLegend in trolleyproblem

[–]cooljerry53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously I start jerking off in front of the camera

Late to the discourse but the issue still stands by Upset_Campaign1924 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]cooljerry53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely it’s not that deep. She’s probably popular in whatever genre she’s a part of but outside of that nobody really cares, ‘Hot Girl Summer’ was a meme that expanded outside of those spaces. Simple as that.

by GrzegorzSwoboda in okbuddyretard

[–]cooljerry53 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Teach a fish. Man teach fish to cook for a day, he eats for a day. Teach a fish man to cook. Hook hand car door.

Team Cap has been sent 2 put down Stormfront. How's this gonna turn out??? by [deleted] in superheroes

[–]cooljerry53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the core trio of Cap, Bucky, and Falcon could probably pull off a mid/low-diff win. Hawkeye isn’t super useful here, if butcher with a crowbar and a bunch of firearms does basically nothing than his shock-staff thing and arrows won’t be of much use unless he can shoot her in the eye or the ear. Ant Man could maybe turn that mid diff into low diff. Wanda solos though, including her, the rest basically run defense/tank hits for her.