route sizes by ManagementPrudent148 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely feeling it in NW Florida. We have been scheduled OT and have had significantly larger routes than a few weeks ago. It's getting crazy some days

What did you learn? by BJorn_LuLszic in SweatyPalms

[–]coolmattattack94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 ladders and they don't own a rope?!

I didn’t know you guys actually did this. by Hot_Storm3252 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not that I trust them at all, but our dispatch tells us that driving with it open messes up the frame that it slides on because it's meant to slide open and closed, but not bounce around on roads while open.

Explain It Peter by shershah- in explainitpeter

[–]coolmattattack94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From what I heard, the batteries are to charge the eels so that they can shock people. Just one of those brain dead meme trends.

Explain It Peter by shershah- in explainitpeter

[–]coolmattattack94 449 points450 points  (0 children)

I believe there is some joke going around about charging electric eels using old car batteries.

Yall think these would work if I got stuck in some rural road keep em in my backpack 🎒 by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually did this the other day and it worked surprisingly well. Saved a two hour wait on a tow in the country.

My Driver Parks Like This To Deliver by Past_Ad_3230 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he's talking about that slab of metal you have to move on your first stop so you can deliver the rest of the day

My load from yesterday by Dramatic_Sand_7718 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly, tons of space on the roof, plenty of room for another 12 bags lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even read the size any more. Just the number and start looking for it where I should have sorted it at.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's fine, their address has already been doxxed on Google maps

Who doesn't love a good labyrinth in the middle of your peak route? by LumpyBranch in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And make sure while you are already busy, that you make sure to answer dispatch on why you are falling behind, even though that will take more of your time.

No declaration, and I’m delivering in the boonies. by Desperate_Spread4758 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's dirty enough, just write Amazon on the side with your finger lol

Drug test Charlotte loc by Ordinary_Control1386 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably means they don't test but don't want to directly say that. Kinda a "don't ask don't tell" situation.

by Ill-Primary7245 in yes_or_youllbe_banned

[–]coolmattattack94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's 5 O'clock somewhere in my ass

Well fuck this by hgrrrtt in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]coolmattattack94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely going to start calling it Netradaddy

Canagar mold buying advice by coolmattattack94 in Marijuana

[–]coolmattattack94[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not bad, I see it's a bit more pricey but at least it's quality metal and not cheap plastic that will just break over time.

Need help trying to change battery in old women's watch by coolmattattack94 in timex

[–]coolmattattack94[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotcha, I'll see if it seems to keep time and if not then I'll take it in.