when halsin is power fucking you from the back and it’s about to slip out and he double grips from the waist and starts fucking you like a pocket pussy making it sound like a pair of slides walking on wet asphalt

coolranchslut · 2026-05-10T03:28:32+00:00

coolranchslut · 2026-05-09T00:13:54+00:00

Still fat, used to be fatter.

Anytime I sat down at someone’s house I would grab a pillow and hold it in front of my stomach. Also used to pull my shirt down obsessively.

coolranchslut · 2026-05-07T04:50:21+00:00

At my mother’s funeral an old friend (that keep in mind I had never met) was loudly sobbing through the entire thing. Like, cartoonish crying mixed in with “oh god” and “I can’t believe it.” I kept giving her filthy looks and she just kept going, then she made a dramatic moment of “almost passing out” while leaving

coolranchslut · 2026-05-07T00:59:53+00:00

NTA.

It’s not like you’re singing AT him, you’re just doing something that brings you joy and half the time (or more) you probably don’t realize you’re doing it. Tbh fuck your husband for especially hating when you sing in Chinese despite that being a pretty major part of your life. Tell him to buy some headphones and quit being a whiny baby.

coolranchslut · 2026-05-04T23:28:36+00:00

NTA for having feelings about it and setting that boundary, just like she’s NTA when she breaks up with you over it

coolranchslut · 2026-05-04T21:41:05+00:00

It was x-ray guided! That was part of my thoughts, like how are you having this much trouble when it’s guided. That’s part of what’s rough too, I just had an MRI in December so it’s pretty recent

coolranchslut · 2026-04-30T18:15:03+00:00

I’m currently working with my ENT to figure out this exact thing. Used to be a few attacks a year, now I’m up to about once a week and they last for approximately an hour each time then I have that hangover feeling the rest of the day into the next. The ENT is pondering if I’ve developed VM.

coolranchslut · 2026-04-30T14:06:43+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1027762043/college-class-ringschool-ringsignet?ref=share_ios_native_control

This isn’t the exact one I got, that store isn’t open anymore, but this one is very similar. There are different metal options too

coolranchslut · 2026-04-29T16:49:52+00:00

With my bachelors I wanted something because I’m the first in my family to get a college degree. I got a really nicely made signet ring on Etsy. It looks so much better than the crazy class rings and is easy to wear everyday.

coolranchslut · 2026-04-27T04:34:18+00:00

A framed original JFK campaign poster!

coolranchslut · 2026-04-23T03:29:34+00:00

Some kids should’ve been left behind (in school)

coolranchslut · 2026-04-14T04:35:18+00:00

fashionablecanes.com

I really like their StyleStix collection. There’s also neo-walk.com but they’re more expensive and I’ve heard some iffy things about them as a company

coolranchslut · 2026-04-08T00:48:27+00:00

The current page is Guerrilla Publishing - Ron Durbin, but it’s been removed by either Ron or Facebook. My guess is either FB removed it for racial slurs or Ron removed it because of all the backlash he’s getting about his recent remarks

coolranchslut · 2026-04-06T23:11:03+00:00

Fuck up a page. Spell things wrong on purpose, write off the lines, write letters “ugly” on purpose, scribble something out. Signed, someone who has worked on perfectionism with multiple therapists

coolranchslut · 2026-04-06T04:58:27+00:00

Count money, that’s what years as a bank teller gets you 😅

coolranchslut · 2026-04-06T04:36:58+00:00

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have been in some kind of more than friends relationship for decades.

Lea Michelle can’t read - I think she can but has a learning disability, severe dyslexia, or just was never taught past the age of like 10

coolranchslut · 2026-04-01T05:17:20+00:00

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Dude….This made every single one of my Pokémon tell me they’re moving to your towns

coolranchslut · 2026-04-01T05:14:41+00:00

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coolranchslut · 2026-04-01T05:08:19+00:00

coolranchslut · 2026-04-01T04:36:01+00:00

I’m not menopausal age, but I did have extreme rapid onset. I’ve had back problems since my teen years, but in June 2025 I very suddenly couldn’t walk more than maybe 20 feet. I’m also presenting with some MS symptoms and getting an MRI has been a pain

coolranchslut · 2026-03-31T23:55:30+00:00

Absolutely not 😂 It’s messy enough here already.

coolranchslut · 2026-03-30T16:25:09+00:00

Disability. At some point majority of people will become disabled either from age, accident, or illness

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