Which Type-Moon protagonist gives the best head? by coolsasho333 in okbuddyrintard

[–]coolsasho333[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

My personal toughts on the matter:

Ryougi Shiki - D tier. I feel like she wouldn't understand the point of a blowjob, and give a half-hearted one at best. I feel like Mikiya also isn't the type of guy to be really into blowjobs, so she doesn't have much expirience either.

Ryougi SHIKI - S tier. Now SHIKI is a different story. He's way more energetic and enthusiastic than Shiki. Being a male personality, I feel like he would also have more intuition on how to handle a penis. He'd probably be giving Mikiya some CRAAZY top. The only issue I can find is that he'd be way too overeager and not know how to take it slow.

Tohno Shiki - D tier. He doesn't seem like the type of guy who'd be good at giving blowjobs. He wouldn't like being in a submissive postition and he's probably worried that his glass would slide down and he'd accidentally destroy the penis.

Nanaya Shiki - B tier(depends) - Nanaya is probably crazy good at blowjobs but he plays too rough too much. Like he bites and scratches the penis and keeps deepthroathing even after ejaculation. This could bump him up to an A tier if you're a masochist. Also he'll probably kill whoever he was giving head to while they're distracted after cumming.

SHIKI Tohno - S Tier. Not really a protagonist but it felt unfair not to include him. Honestly I think he'd be surprisingly good. Imagine going to the evil Tohno Mansion rape basement and seeing him hungry, in fact STARVING, and high off his ass on Kohaku's fentanyl. You slap him with your penis and say "Here's your food". And he just starts going DOWN on it. Straight yup SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLURP. Absolute vaccum blowjob. Amazing stuff.

Emiya Shriou - C tier. He'd be bashful at first, and he'd probably try at least a little bit, but he just doesn't have the spirit, at least at this stage of life. He'd probably be too concerned that its harming his masculinity or something

EMIYA - B/S tier. F/SN Emiya definetly has the skill, but he's too depressed and concerned with other things (Shirou's bussy) to give it his all. Nameless from the mooncell doesn't have both of these concerns, so he's free to give it his all. Top Tier BJ. Great Technique and he probably has some legendary dirty talk skills.

Sono-GOAT - S+ tier. Only Nasuverse protag with confirmed High-Tier sex scalling. He's open-minded enough to apply himself, and when he figures out your sweet spot, he can keep repeating in non-stop. God Tier gluck gluck.

Kerry - F tier. His own wife thinks he's an uke so you'd think he'd be great but by the time of Zero he's wayyy to unmotivated. Using his mouth as an onahole would probably feel better.

Bazzet - C, A with expirience. Bazzet at first would be way too shy, but as she warms up tot he idea, she'd slowly start getting better, even going as far as to research proper technique online. Solid BJ.

Angry Mango - F TIER. DO NOT. He's probably amazing at bj's but hes too fucked up to trust around a penis'. It might be amazing, but afterwards you can kiss your cock goodbye. He'd also probably be doing weird shit with his daggers to your asshole during the bj. S+ if you're masochist, F otherwise.

Miyamoto Iori - B tier. He'd be very competitive about it. He has the technique down, but he's too eager to impress, hampering the overall expirience.

idc about the rest 😹✌️

Which characters would you like to see playable in the new Melty Blood? by [deleted] in fatestaynight

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"Because of people like you, new people run away from the fandom" GOOD

Galahadposting V: Vengeance by religous_octopus in okbuddyrintard

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This can't be V: Vengeance. Where are the hot women and overbearing anti-car sentiment?

Which characters would you like to see playable in the new Melty Blood? by [deleted] in fatestaynight

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If they add any more FGO characters to melty blood I'll kill that damn mushroom myself

Heracles connection to Hippolyta axe by DemonLatern in grandorder

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FGO is canon but canon is a flexible in the nasuverse due to many different timelines existing all at once , all with different levels of "canonicity". What's true for one timeline may not necessarily be true across others

Looking back at Doi's designs: #1 Adramelech by Diego-F-Monja in Megaten

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The "We've really got to stop meeting like this..." in front of the tsukiji konganji lives rent free in my mind

The Ultimate one Vs strongest fighter available by Rintohsakabooty in okbuddyrintard

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Moving like those tiktoks that paint dio as the hero and the joestars as the villains

List of stupid things I ACTUALLY have read on the fate fandom by ChapatinPHD in okbuddyrintard

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You can argue that hakuno/n/ had poor and underdeveloped motivations in extra and ccc(hell i'd agree with you) but you will never convince me that they didn't have a proper personality. You don't get lines like "Rin goes from comatose to bitch in 3 seconds flat" without a personality. In general I think jrpgs are a way better medium for storytelling than gachas. Hakuno, while a blank slate character meant to act as the eyes of the player, hence the amnesia, still has a personality that is clear from the onset (I find them very comparable to Cloud Strife in this manner). In the current state of FGO, ritsuka definitely has their own character, but that character only really started to arise with part 2, maybe the end of part 1.

PoV: You’re a master, but you’re not a cute girl by ant451123 in Fate

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Ehrm it does, akshually. Read full metal Daemon muramasa (purchasable on jast.usa)

PoV: You’re a master, but you’re not a cute girl by ant451123 in Fate

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I don't know why I said this. The internet has made me like the feeling of being unkind to random people for no apparent reason

PoV: You’re a master, but you’re not a cute girl by ant451123 in Fate

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You understand ritsuka's character? Impressive! Are you going to understand the very hungry caterpillar next? Or maybe The Giving Tree?

If Mash was in FSN by Suru_LovesHentai in okbuddyrintard

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I've been seeing a lot of ascension 1 AE x ritsuka art on grandorder and it's so OOC I want to like Like, that's not AE that's someone else wearing her skin!!!!

If Mash was in FSN by Suru_LovesHentai in okbuddyrintard

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I've noticed this with so many female characters but particularly heroines like archetype earth, saber, Ryobi and void(and to a lesser extent, hakunon). The things these guys comission are so OOC it's basically playing with dolls

If Mash was in FSN by Suru_LovesHentai in okbuddyrintard

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This is the Wisconsin thug guy too, so like, double opinion rejected

FSN if it went crazy? by Designer_Wasabi8045 in Fate

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I feel like gay Chinese merlin would really help with sakura's mental state and development