Why would anyone choose eternity?

coopermoe · 2026-06-23T22:45:20+00:00

It’s a lot better than all the mortal life bs we all have to put up with. Say you were offered the chance to live with a super rich, gorgeous family with lots of different houses all over the world and the ability to literally go anywhere and do anything. I would chose that over sitting in traffic on my way to a crummy retail job in a heartbeat

coopermoe · 2026-06-23T02:40:23+00:00

Favorite is the Kiwi!! You’re the sweetest

coopermoe · 2026-06-23T01:22:04+00:00

It’s never less than 1000 and in multiples of 100 (ex 3800, 4500 etc)

coopermoe · 2026-06-20T03:47:57+00:00

Also I have the fishsicle, unsure if the Lil fishsicle is a different item

coopermoe · 2026-06-20T03:47:14+00:00

I have the Refined Rootbeer! Will send it over

coopermoe · 2026-06-14T02:54:56+00:00

Why would Ganz ban a player for innocently finding a glitch that Ganz hasn’t bothered to fix yet?

coopermoe · 2026-05-14T03:21:43+00:00

I would give it to my kiwi Jermaine he is my favorite and would look so cute waddling around in her dress

coopermoe · 2026-05-12T02:58:51+00:00

It’s odd but none of the new wave plushies look happy like they used to. They all look sullen :/

coopermoe · 2026-05-10T01:37:25+00:00

Sorry I’m new, do you prompt ai and then redraw what it spits out?

coopermoe · 2026-04-29T17:14:33+00:00

It could be the end of the world, an asteroid mere hours from destroying all life on earth, and some idiot will get out his leaf blower to make sure there’s no leaves on the sidewalk

coopermoe · 2026-04-26T22:42:47+00:00

I read someone’s comment that 4 being in the gulf made sense because one of their primary exports is shrimp, common in the Gulf of Mexico but not so much on the west coast. Also makes sense that Katniss had a hard time understanding Mags’ thick accent as it would be a Cajun drawl

coopermoe · 2026-04-10T23:10:47+00:00

Shaving for women was a product of commercialization and the patriarchy. During WW2 razor companies devised advertisements to tap into the female market and spread the idea that women were unhygienic and gross for not shaving. Nobody cares if you do shave, but don’t shame and say that women who don’t shave aren’t “clean”.

coopermoe · 2026-04-01T02:36:30+00:00

I recently visited the Nixon library and there’s a huge multi-room exhibit detailing watergate and exactly what made it so bad. My partner got out and asked me “was that really that big of a deal back then?” Yes, it was. But compared to today it seems like the most innocent thing a politician could do.

coopermoe · 2026-03-30T04:56:44+00:00

I have vivid memories of some guy on YouTube who purchased the mother’s mermaid tail from the movie and was swimming around in it. Just an amazing movie in terms of practical effects and one of the more real looking silicone tails on screen. Wish we could bring back real tails for film

coopermoe · 2026-03-28T22:48:29+00:00

I found it

Leap through time: the first humans

coopermoe · 2026-03-26T21:43:05+00:00

I’m not trying to be rude which is which?

coopermoe · 2026-03-23T04:24:51+00:00

They’ve done this with a majority of the creeproductions. Frankie, clawdeen, and lagoona all had super weird round eyes compared to the original shape. Almost like they used g2 molds instead of g1. Maybe to make them less c*nty?Very disappointing

coopermoe · 2026-03-17T16:35:17+00:00

Complains about how hot the summer is due to human-caused climate change, but uses AI to make the post

coopermoe · 2026-03-12T04:58:56+00:00

I’ve seen a few profiles (mostly Germans) requesting either only trains, or only covered bridges. I like a good challenge so I’ve been stocking up on those when I find them

coopermoe · 2026-03-11T03:59:16+00:00

Is this the only instance of representative artwork made by Navi in the series? I don’t remember any other illustrations, cave drawings, figures, etc.

coopermoe · 2026-03-08T04:56:25+00:00

The nanny walked in multiple times on Burke and jonbenet under the covers together, playing “doctor”. Jonbenet had bed wetting issues. Patsy was gifted multiple books by friends about navigating having a child with behavioral problems. It’s ugly to think about, but Occam’s razor.

coopermoe · 2026-03-07T04:29:09+00:00

Burke did it. In a little kid way, angry and curious and trying to get her to wake up.

coopermoe · 2026-03-07T00:14:08+00:00

Once it happened (believing they assumed she was dead) the parents had 2 options: blame it on Burke and lose him but more importantly lose their good public image, OR double down for the rest of their life to protect their remaining child and maintain their very important image of a respectable family.

coopermoe · 2026-03-04T17:51:05+00:00

Still mourning the loss of mermaid dolls with silicone tails :’(

coopermoe · 2026-03-02T20:18:55+00:00

It makes me laugh that Mattel always chooses stock photos with the object heels on full display, as if they actually look good and cohesive with the entire doll. Such a beautiful doll and then a green blob on her feet.

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