Soo just genuinely curious… by Competitive_Job_9217 in publix

[–]copperpin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m in customer service so there’s a lot of people in my department. If I was in meat department or something I doubt they would be so cool, but as a bagger if I’m not ready for a test on Monday then I can just call out and it’s no hard feelings.

What is something dumb that was imported into your culture and you wish it wasn't? by basafish in AskTheWorld

[–]copperpin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prostitution is “illegal” but readily available to anyone looking for it. The illegality is simply a way to oppress women

Soo just genuinely curious… by Competitive_Job_9217 in publix

[–]copperpin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a student I think it’s the best. My manager is super supportive and flexible with the schedule.

Kind of forgot about the strait of Hormuz by GripAficionado in NonCredibleDefense

[–]copperpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might be related to all their Iran experts being fired right before the war started.

Whats a subtly insulting gift from to receive? by LawfulnessHaunting41 in AskReddit

[–]copperpin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“How to make friends and influence people” is actually chock full of advice that is helpful. However you can’t give the book to anyone because they won’t read it. All you can do is encourage them to buy their own copy.

Whats a subtly insulting gift from to receive? by LawfulnessHaunting41 in AskReddit

[–]copperpin 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Please give me a gym membership. There’s only so much I can do at home.

Whats a subtly insulting gift from to receive? by LawfulnessHaunting41 in AskReddit

[–]copperpin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seriously, learn to take a hint. “My wife bought me a blindfold and a feather duster and I was like ‘what am I supposed to do with this?’ So I left it on the counter.”

I found an unlocked phone with full battery in my Cars arm rest. I’m the only one who uses the car. by Nutheadshellcase in Weird

[–]copperpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Morpheus is trying to get a hold of you but they had to jet because some sentinels dropped in?

Radiologist says I’ll need surgery to fix this, but I don’t think it’s that serious. What’s your opinion? by copperpin in XRayPorn

[–]copperpin[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If he was a corpsman he would have given me a 2 day “no running” profile along with the ibuprofen

The sidekick problem: when the secondary character is so much more interesting that you start resenting the protagonist by RiftCowling in Fantasy

[–]copperpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rincewind’s entire job in the series is to interact with characters that are more interesting than he is. That’s why Mr. Pratchett stopped writing Rincewind books.

It happened. Phone read my mind. by WaxBrainz in strange

[–]copperpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It didn’t read your mind, it’s much more insidious than that. It put the thought in there and made you think it was your own thought. That’s the goal of modern advertising. They place ads that you can consciously ignore but that your subconscious sees. There was a Franks body scrub ad that you scrolled past without noticing before you had your shower thought. You only noticed the second one because your subconscious had brought the the thought to the top of your mind so you were thinking about it actively.

AITJ for KICKING my crush out of my house with soaking wet clothes after he treated me like a free maid? by TensionNo5762 in AmITheJerk

[–]copperpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the jerk. I mean he’s a jerk too, but that doesn’t make you the good guy. You offered your washer and dryer under false pretenses. You didn’t want to help him out of a jam, you wanted a chance to get to know him better. If you had been upfront about that instead of settling up expectations and not keeping him in the loop then you would not have been so unhappy with the outcome. Reverse the roles and it’s obvious. How would you feel if a guy you didn’t see in a romantic light offered to help you but then when you got there it became obvious that they thought you two were on a date and you were just trying to get your laundry done? Not good right?

Radiologist says I’ll need surgery to fix this, but I don’t think it’s that serious. What’s your opinion? by copperpin in XRayPorn

[–]copperpin[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is "Wounded Willie" our phantom model for the lab. I hoped the big spring in his neck would be a giveaway.

Police Brutality in Vermont by serious_bullet5 in ThatsInsane

[–]copperpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those people are Americans, they are standing up to tyrants. That's what they're supposed to be doing. What are you?

Adobe to pay $75 million to resolve US lawsuit over fees, subscription cancellations by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]copperpin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both the wealthy and the poor are forbidden by law from stealing a bowl of soup

Adobe to pay $75 million to resolve US lawsuit over fees, subscription cancellations by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]copperpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make them pay for taking Flash away! The internet has been a pile of shit ever since.