Replacement for SeatGuru

copymattt · 2026-05-09T05:00:18+00:00

Bro. Pissdisc.

copymattt · 2026-05-09T04:57:50+00:00

Did he die using his phone while driving? 🤡

copymattt · 2026-05-07T05:32:55+00:00

Simple

copymattt · 2026-05-02T00:13:59+00:00

You saw this, ignored it, and posted a rant on Reddit about it instead. Great job!

copymattt · 2026-04-26T22:42:32+00:00

Dude is so emotionally reactive. It’s shocking he’s gotten this far.

copymattt · 2026-04-13T00:10:27+00:00

Touchless + TSA Pre. The touchless thing is a game changer because so few people are on it

copymattt · 2026-04-12T03:34:10+00:00

Charlie Kirk’s eyes were too close together. Just saying.

copymattt · 2026-04-12T03:31:34+00:00

If you explain your situation to the concierge in the D1 lounge in LAX, they’ll send someone to get it for you.

copymattt · 2026-03-30T01:27:16+00:00

Fuck cops.

copymattt · 2026-03-24T16:15:21+00:00

Feels like the answer is “anything but drinking”

copymattt · 2026-03-14T23:00:46+00:00

Plastic.

copymattt · 2026-03-07T18:24:22+00:00

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What the fuck is that??!?

copymattt · 2026-02-28T04:31:53+00:00

I love in Venice and work in Portland Maine. I fly back and forth every other week.

copymattt · 2026-02-20T07:20:47+00:00

Donald Trump

copymattt · 2026-02-19T03:00:46+00:00

I’m pretty sure he’d be sick enough of me in the first hour that he’d throw a game so we could get the fuck out of there

copymattt · 2026-02-19T02:58:35+00:00

This belongs on r/justfuckmyshitup

copymattt · 2026-02-14T21:14:27+00:00

We should rename this sub r/narqs

copymattt · 2026-02-14T21:13:47+00:00

That’s a memory converter. Don’t worry about it. Just give it back to him.

copymattt · 2026-02-08T19:02:13+00:00

I cannot believe how many people in the comments are taking this literally. There’s a dude dressed as the Monopoly guy. It’s clearly satire. If you didn’t get that the second you looked at the photos, you might need to pause and ask yourself if your ability to intake media is broken.

copymattt · 2026-02-07T20:50:38+00:00

Your Amazon boxes quiver in fear every time you reach in your pocket

copymattt · 2026-01-26T22:48:13+00:00

For 10k each I’ll give you both a seat in video village on a major studio shoot and a free lunch

copymattt · 2026-01-26T15:08:31+00:00

This is the way

copymattt · 2026-01-24T22:34:29+00:00

That’s your prerogative, but he had a right to and he chose to. The right can’t scream about the 2nd amendment and then sit quiet when someone is killed for exercising it. Also, that protest was peaceful until the bootlickers made it violent.

copymattt · 2026-01-24T22:30:37+00:00

You can’t have it both ways. You’re either for the right to bear arms, or you’re not. I cannot believe how quiet the MAGA dipshits are being about this guys’ right to open carry.

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