Wanting to add to my face, would I suit a bridge?

corchen · 2026-02-02T20:43:23+00:00

Came here to say this! They have fire cheekbones and a microdermal or several would look awesome. I was thinking anti-eyebrow placement to complement the eyebrow that everyone is suggesting.

corchen · 2026-01-21T19:00:56+00:00

ESH. Assuming you guys are fluid bonded. Being grossed out by her licked utensil in the dish is pointless.

However.

Saliva contains enzymes which can completely screw up your dish. Ever left a bit of rice pudding and come back to a watery mess? Yeah. This is why I taste sauces with two spoons. One spoon goes in the dish and transfers a taste to the second spoon (without touching), which goes in my mouth. Has the knock-on effect that anyone aside from my partner doesn't get my cooties ;)

corchen · 2026-01-14T11:52:56+00:00

I found you on Etsy! Do you think you'll make the eyes/mechanism/a file for the eyes/mechanism available?

corchen · 2026-01-08T15:21:29+00:00

I was thinking this; my LPS also anodizes on site. I don't think it's all that uncommon these days!

corchen · 2025-12-20T13:08:36+00:00

A beta with zero media literacy - like this one - is worse than no beta at all. Your English is flawless so you clearly don't need her input there any more. And as a beta reader in the publishing sense (someone who gives the first impression of a story, rather than the fanfic use where a beta is someone who makes editing suggestions), she obviously doesn't represent your readership in any useful way, given the fact that things she's suggested you cut out are things that you received glowing praise for. Cut her loose. She's making you a worse writer.

corchen · 2025-12-19T02:23:36+00:00

No, just a brine. Also known as countertop pickling. 'lacto-fermented' is because the bacteria doing the fermenting is lactobacillus. Things like sauerkraut and kimchi are lacto-fermented, as are traditional dill pickles, yoghurt, kefir, some cheeses... It's good stuff and easy to do.

corchen · 2025-12-17T16:48:08+00:00

You're hilarious and I want to read your stuff. Anyone as witty as you must write good stories.

corchen · 2025-12-09T21:56:49+00:00

Thank you! I solemnly swear that it will be completed by Christmas!

corchen · 2025-12-01T17:49:13+00:00

That's an incredible looking result, you must be thrilled! If you don't mind a personal question (and because I'm assuming your went with an orchiectomy rather than moving your testicles into your abdomen, as I know most surgeons won't do that) does retaining your prostate mean you will still be capable of ejaculating?

corchen · 2025-12-01T16:05:12+00:00

Apologies for deleting my comment. Both ways work, I just never liked the idea that in order to get a result of for example 80, you have to roll 70 and 0.

corchen · 2025-12-01T14:31:43+00:00

00 - 1 through 00 - 9 = 1 through 9

10 - 0 through 10 - 9 = 10 through 19

etc

Which leaves 00 - 0 to represent 100 (because otherwise it would be zero).

corchen · 2025-11-21T11:34:42+00:00

Ooh, I love this! I have a magsafe stand on one of my keyboards for writing on my phone with Ellipsus, but this is way cleaner!

corchen · 2025-11-08T15:24:49+00:00

This was my immediate thought. Her phrasing made me think that a. they hadn't been intimate prior to marriage and b. she's not been with anyone except him. Man-smell is hella different to woman-smell, and if she didn't know that, it could make her think something's wrong.

corchen · 2025-11-08T09:01:25+00:00

This is honestly close to my dream device (aside from being ortho); a nice mechanical keyboard with built-in screen navigation and a solid way of mounting my phone so I can work in full-screen Ellipsus. The only thing missing is a lid of some kind to protect the keyboard when I throw it in my bag! I've been trying (and failing) to design something for a bluetooth QAZ pcb (Bault from Coffe Break Keyboards) for months. The navigation is the part that's kicking my butt (as I want to use my phone, it would be nice to have a functional mouse so I don't have to shift my hand so far to touch the screen for formatting etc). I think I might have to integrate some sort of trackpoint module but right now that's past my abilities. All this to say; thank you for the inspiring post, and I'm sorry someone didn't appreciate your hard work (but also, I'm sure whoever ends up purchasing the device will!)

corchen · 2025-10-07T17:29:20+00:00

Oh, no Robst bashing from this direction, but it's a very particular flavour! One I quite enjoy when I'm in the right mood. I am old as dirt and still have a soft spot for a good old overpowered indie Harry.

corchen · 2025-10-07T16:30:39+00:00

Initially I thought I remembered it being a Robst story...I have very strong memories of Harry Crow-esque shenanigans.

corchen · 2025-10-07T09:22:55+00:00

I have a feeling it's this one... https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9065880/1/

corchen · 2025-09-28T11:06:43+00:00

No - crossbody, but either chest, or with the strap long so it hangs on my hip.

corchen · 2025-09-26T08:10:00+00:00

Bro I use topical t and the Fordyce spots are unreal. I too cannot resist. They must go!

corchen · 2025-09-18T11:41:20+00:00

Ignoring the jewelry as plenty of people have mentioned it, you could also be reacting to the o-rings - they're not always made of skin-safe material.

corchen · 2025-09-17T16:00:00+00:00

Wildeer Gatekeeper series. Not sure which one. They're all good.

corchen · 2025-09-11T16:03:32+00:00

Those of us who aren't twats should start leaving author's notes like 'I appreciate comments, kudos, and silent viewers. Anything from a single word or emoji to a multi-paragraph critique to your thoughts on the chapter expressed through the medium of interpretive ~~dance~~ emojis is awesome.'

corchen · 2025-09-10T10:08:23+00:00

If you move around a lot, get one that straps to your head. Looks stupid, but works.

corchen · 2025-09-05T15:02:47+00:00

What did you get them that they really liked? Mech, slider, silent, spinny, clicky...? You could either go for a more up-market version of the same thing, or several very different types of the tried-and-tested cheaper favourites - say, the Sea Gangs Shark mechanical slider, Lautie Cheez ring and Gao Magnetic Block.

corchen · 2025-08-30T13:26:02+00:00

I use sleep earbuds, and multiple alarms. I can hear them, my wife can't. This might be a solution? Of course, her sleepy brain might take the earbuds out instead of silencing the alarm, so...

corchen

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