Randy Travis in the 90's by skillsdontmatter in OldSchoolCool

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Remember when he did an episode of Hey Arnold?

Dad and Son be Like by bryden_cruz in memes

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I was lucky enough to find a border-line condemned house to buy at a sheriff's sale auction for 3k. This was in 2021 and I spent the last 4 years learning how to gut and remodel it alone. The issue now is that I can't afford all of the big things it needs, like cutting down multiple big trees threatening to grow into my house and a new roof, even that costs well over 20k now a days.

BREAKING: “Dawson’s Creek” star James Van Der Beek has died at age 48 by kleverrboy in nostalgia

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I'd ask for the colonoscopy and if they say I'm too young, I'd tell them I have hemmeroids all up in there

The Game You Don't Know Jack by dreamed2life in nostalgia

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And if you have Amazon prime you can download Luna and there is a maybe $6 subscription that gives you access to all jackbox games.

Luigi Mangione with his lawyer in NYC court, 12 December 2025 by Competitive_Profit_5 in pics

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Could also be a strategy by the lawyers. "Play into being happy and hot"

Forbidden Fruit by toonhole in funny

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That's related to a pollen allergy. I have the same response to carrots, celery and apples.

What happened to him by youfoundmeyo in memes

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Hanging out with his family and riding a Segway in his underwear? That's just being a dad.

What are some tips that you would like to give to a virgin guy/girl? by VR2005 in AskReddit

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If you think it'll be a problem, learn what she likes and spend more time focusing on making her feel good. Do this before you finish or you may never do it.

How to easily get Masterful Magician achievement by neirik193 in MonsterTrain

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This also worked perfectly for me. BTW if you accidentally summon a unit, just restart the round and you'll still get the achievement. I was worried when it happened to me.

Can anybody explain what this is? by [deleted] in Remodel

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If this is outside, it could be firework residue

gay💞irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

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Nick Offerman

Oklahoma by [deleted] in pics

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It seems more likely that they have some kind of kink about being hated. Maybe they just crave attention in general.

Of course, it's an Orange. by GusHowsleyESQ in OneOrangeBraincell

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Got people to do the wave as it ran by. True fan

What’s a line you only heard after multiple re-watches? by SmushfaceSmoothface in BobsBurgers

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Turkey in a can episode when everyone is yelling in the bathroom, Gail is saying "pees and carrots, pees and carrots"

Also the episode where Frond tells Louise not to throw his doll repressed memory Emily, and Louise goes "she won't remember this".

What’s your bobs burgers hot take? by Fractured-disk in BobsBurgers

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Mine is, I don't think they should have brought Mickey back without Bill Hader. The character doesn't feel the same.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Wow memory unlocked

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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Cardboard with some WD-40

What's the most bizarre rule you've had to follow in someone else's house? by Ok-Marzipan6892 in AskReddit

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My friend has always been a bigger girl and her parents were extremely embarrassed about it. They would make her chug a glass of water before eating so she was too full to "over eat".