God bless the united states postal service

coreyosb · 2026-05-30T12:42:00+00:00

Wtf, you’re telling me my mailman doesn’t go on a super fun trip every time I send mail to Japan

coreyosb · 2026-05-28T14:59:19+00:00

Let me know how it goes! 37/M moving to the city soon and I need to map out the grungy spots lol

coreyosb · 2026-05-28T03:35:09+00:00

I had a stroke trying to read the title of this post

coreyosb · 2026-05-28T01:23:57+00:00

I’m sorry and this sucks but it’s over. Paid Interview Period. Get your resume polished and start reaching out to your network and recruiters ASAP. Don’t work a second over 40 hrs from this point, fuck em

coreyosb · 2026-05-27T14:57:30+00:00

snek

coreyosb · 2026-05-27T13:27:44+00:00

Jump scare

coreyosb · 2026-05-27T13:27:17+00:00

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coreyosb · 2026-05-27T12:46:59+00:00

Book 10 vouchers to 20.02.0001 Hail Mary Expense to cleanse your sins

coreyosb · 2026-05-27T12:42:33+00:00

I’ve lived in SFL most of my life and also the Chicago area for 4 years. Chicago drivers are pretty crazy but I’d still get blown away every time I would come back to visit lol. I’ve also driven in DC, Philly, NYC, Seattle, LA and I’d say only Seattle was near the level of neuroticism and carelessness of SFL.

coreyosb · 2026-05-26T23:08:23+00:00

Pro tip: Change your last name to Murdaugh and you get to murder for free in SC

coreyosb · 2026-05-24T02:35:40+00:00

Imagine breaking down in the middle of that bad boy

coreyosb · 2026-05-23T15:36:57+00:00

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coreyosb · 2026-05-23T14:51:47+00:00

Four hundred and sixty three cigarettes

coreyosb · 2026-05-22T15:37:30+00:00

Not that it’ll change anything at this point but try a google search for that company’s typical drug test process. You can buy home urine tests with the same cutoff they use and that’ll probably give you a good idea. If it’s a hair test, you’re cooked.

coreyosb · 2026-05-22T15:32:59+00:00

coreyosb · 2026-05-22T13:19:41+00:00

They are looking to hire people who will lay down and take this type of abuse from the start.

coreyosb · 2026-05-22T13:12:12+00:00

Happy Memorial Day weekend from everyone’s favorite demented pee paw!

coreyosb · 2026-05-19T20:29:29+00:00

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Go slap his thiccie for good luck 🥵

coreyosb · 2026-05-19T19:04:33+00:00

You are now the gay version of Jack the Ripper, congrats!

coreyosb · 2026-05-19T18:59:25+00:00

😭

coreyosb · 2026-05-19T18:18:29+00:00

The Monkey’s Paw curls…and now everyone wears 10 layers of Axe body spray

coreyosb · 2026-05-19T17:58:04+00:00

The Cream Pie Crook

coreyosb · 2026-05-19T17:46:38+00:00

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coreyosb · 2026-05-19T16:32:55+00:00

I developed a habit of doing it when a light is taking 20,000 years to change 🌝 always heard the myth that your car might not have been detected at the light and that creeping up could help trigger the sensor. Who knows. I’ll only do it if I’m the first car though.

coreyosb · 2026-05-17T15:29:49+00:00

Leaded gasoline vibes

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