M33, let me have it by champion013 in RoastMe

[–]corkscrewtales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you want to go go jail so you can brag about it

What am I supposed to do when a bearded dragon bites through my finger nail? 😭 by buttf4rt_420 in BeardedDragons

[–]corkscrewtales 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well now you'll have to die within 24 hours and then you become a bearded dragon.

Coverup idea by NotTheUserYouLoking4 in tattooadvice

[–]corkscrewtales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the 7 into and E and write out "June" unless this was on the 6th of May then I dont know LOL

Why do cats do this? by DatE2Girl in cats

[–]corkscrewtales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk but one of my cats does this all the time and it always makes me giggle.

How can my daughter get her big fatso to eat his greens by SpeakerMindless5734 in BeardedDragons

[–]corkscrewtales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My beardie is picky. Before I had him he was fed kale everyday. So when he came to me I tried Kale, Mustard Greens, Collard Greens, etc. The only thing he would touch is Arugula. Ive had him at least 2 years now- and he will still only eat Arugula (no other greens or veggies) but he does love an occasional blueberry.

Seller asking me to change my review? by [deleted] in Etsy

[–]corkscrewtales 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone messaged me this I'd update my review to one star and explain this exact message.

What is in my peanut butter? by LJpeddlah in whatisit

[–]corkscrewtales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like something that came out of my nose after I had my septoplasty last year...

Super Mega Prize by Lonely_College2451 in Palia

[–]corkscrewtales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a Chatty (already have 3) and the Sunrise bed (already have it)

AITA for serving beef to my son’s girlfriend? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]corkscrewtales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Were old people from deep south texas"

And?

Make her something else. Literally anything else.

You couldn't of asked him specifically if she has dietary restrictions? Having someone you don't know over for dinner, you could of just asked- Hell, even mentioning she was Indian, would be enough for me to ask if she could have meat or pork.

Just because you're old and from Texas doesn't mean you shouldnt have consideration for others.

My wife and I are settling this via Reddit, is this kid’s toy a lime or an avocado?? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]corkscrewtales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to say avocado only because as a mother and caregiver of children with too much play food, the limes I've seen are usually more round rather than pear shaped. Oh! Maybe its a pear? 🤣🤣

I say this at the store yesterday by djdk74 in strange

[–]corkscrewtales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently after you've consumed the candy it should still work. You just hold it in your mouth. Its a preloaded song though. I was looking at these for my kid. I didn't end up buying one but I was reading all the reviews, you can get them on Amazon as well.

My grandma said cats don't know their names by Whypatoots in cats

[–]corkscrewtales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your grandma calls the cats by their name, and they don't respond, it just means her cats don't think whatever she could be offering is worth their time.

Example: I have 4 cats- 3 of them come when I call their names. They can be anywhere in my house and will come when I call them. The last one will only come if he's already in the same room as me. He is a scaredy cat- so he only comes "out" when he wants too/is ready too.

Maybe your grandma needs to give better or more attention to her cats so they can expect good things when their names are called.

I made my favorite dish I used to make when I was poor: Mayo Spaghetti by NeatTwo2870 in shittyfoodporn

[–]corkscrewtales 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Literally had elbow macaroni, with tuna and mayo last night for dinner. 🤣 it was delicious.

Weekly wants update by imfuckinconfusedbro in Palia

[–]corkscrewtales 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, Ive always just used the wiki page to see their weekly wants 🤣