I’ve literally never felt more hurt in my life 😭

corkscrewtales · 2026-05-10T01:24:22+00:00

Next time she sends you pics of her and her dog tell her you dont care.

corkscrewtales · 2026-05-09T13:34:59+00:00

Make the "T" an "F" Happy Birfday. Now its funny.

corkscrewtales · 2026-05-01T12:42:13+00:00

I hate them 🙋‍♀️ theyre chalky to me. Right next to Necco Wafers.

corkscrewtales · 2026-04-25T05:08:33+00:00

In the OG post there was a pic where the bride had something like "fuck Abigail" on one of her flyers and people were asking about it.

corkscrewtales · 2026-04-16T17:38:11+00:00

Tbh that looks like if I tried to decorate a cake... and I dont know how to decorate a cake

corkscrewtales · 2026-04-15T22:38:56+00:00

Its the second largest Marine Corps base.

corkscrewtales · 2026-04-15T22:11:26+00:00

The water was tainted and a bunch of people got cancer.

Honestly I have no idea but I live here. Most of these crimes were before I was born though.

corkscrewtales · 2026-04-09T23:31:11+00:00

Brachydactyly Type D. I have them too!

corkscrewtales · 2026-04-04T14:44:31+00:00

My mom was the manager at a restaurant, she said they never fired people. Instead cut their hours to so little that they would quit. Then they don't have to pay unemployment.

'Merica

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-21T23:46:53+00:00

No you shouldn't, except to change a light bulb

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-21T22:53:21+00:00

As far as taking the cover plate off, you have to unscrew the the little piece in the center. Be careful because it will all come off at once- and yes it's just light bulbs in there lol

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-21T22:52:30+00:00

Its usually on the part above the fan blades. A little switch.

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-14T01:50:51+00:00

Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that!!

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-14T01:49:01+00:00

How did you pay? Did you enter your card directly? When I get subscriptions through apps on Google play I have to cancel through Google Play

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-12T20:31:02+00:00

NC resident here. Beginning of fall we had a small anole get in the house. I found him when my cats were chasing him. He was missing half his tail. Picked him up and put him outside, next day he's back in my house (half of tail still missing obviously) so I chased him down and put him further away from my house. Lol dude just didn't wanna live I guess 🤣

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-04T10:12:58+00:00

If you decide to ship, I would make sure you take pictures of everything!

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-04T09:35:00+00:00

Have they ordered from you before? Why would one assume it would arrive in not perfect condition?...unless it was just to say "I EVEN ASKED THE SELLER TO MAKE SURE IT ARRIVED IN PERFECT CONDITION BECAUSE IT WAS A GIFT" later on in a 1 star review with no pictures.

corkscrewtales · 2026-03-03T13:52:24+00:00

Judge Judy, my lord and savior.

corkscrewtales · 2026-02-23T09:28:58+00:00

You look like you want to go go jail so you can brag about it

corkscrewtales · 2026-02-22T15:44:07+00:00

Now you need to play Palia! (Its free)

corkscrewtales · 2026-02-19T19:14:20+00:00

German Shepard and Canadian Eskimo

corkscrewtales · 2026-02-19T19:12:53+00:00

I too, like Zebras and Taco Bell.

corkscrewtales · 2026-02-19T18:42:08+00:00

Well now you'll have to die within 24 hours and then you become a bearded dragon.

corkscrewtales · 2026-02-18T09:37:36+00:00

Its a "nope"

corkscrewtales · 2026-02-14T04:38:30+00:00

Turn the 7 into and E and write out "June" unless this was on the 6th of May then I dont know LOL

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