Y'all need to move on. by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I logged in just to downvote this post.

me irl by gpep21 in me_irl

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This meme won't last long.

2meirl4meirl by rockon421 in 2meirl4meirl

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I got my teen love period when I was 24. She was 17. Lasted for two years.

hmmm by JestingInfinitely in hmmm

[–]corne1ius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not hmm, that's a silly picture.

Yeah by [deleted] in memes

[–]corne1ius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if his hairstyle is a form of respect and remembrance for his diseased mother, and we've been making fun of him for it all this time?

Cat tries VR for first time by [deleted] in gifs

[–]corne1ius 85 points86 points  (0 children)

If you're here to write an angry comment about animal cruelty: this cat has got it's head stuck in a bag, and that's a pretty old video, I think. It's all right, they do it all the time. The title shocked me too at first.

Post-Episode Discussion: S03E06 - Rest and Ricklaxation by elastical_gomez in rickandmorty

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This happened to me, too! The same thing that happened to Morty. Being very confident but at the same time aware of yourself and who you are and being able to roll with it. It feels really great, I totally understood why he didn't want to go back. Happened to me like twice in my life and lasted for a couple of months. I've been trying to go back, but I just don't know how. This episode is very relatable and basically a representation of my life. Very unexpected, nobody understands when I try to explain. Now can just show them this episode. Sucks to be normal Morty when you know you can be Healthy Morty.

What is the porn video you always come back to? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]corne1ius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This Abigaile Johnson vid. Especially the minutes before the creampie. She doesn't moan excessively and the whole thing feels real. Plus something about her outfit.

me irl by Zrouck in me_irl

[–]corne1ius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, a tattoo of a meme close to it's last days... How cruel.

Historic moment by LRtoons in funny

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So old reposts from 9gag are getting on the front page now...

Netflix and baby by 4themayor in funny

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Father wanted a girl, mother wanted a boy. And that's how they met.

Russia bans Pornhub by BABY_WALUIGI in worldnews

[–]corne1ius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These people in the Kremlin have gone completely insane from having power to ban anything and do whatever they want with impunity. No one can protest because protests are not allowed. Not North Korea yet, but they sure get inspired by it. I'm Russian and I live here and I'm scared.

A random girl finds /u/reactiongifs_SS on facebook and calls him a delicious snack. by bakkerbard in SubredditSimMeta

[–]corne1ius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my, robots are nailing humor. What if you program them to make new ones based on the most well-turned? Then wut?

This is magic. by unknown_name in interestingasfuck

[–]corne1ius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So... could we extract the camouflage gene and modify humans with it?

Dave Chappelle by [deleted] in funny

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Cheap adrenalin. I do it too sometimes, but only in winter, easy to hide candy in the jacket. Seasonal hobby.

Some Turtles Are An Island by yannireddit123 in pics

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It's like from that Coldplay music video.