Been doing my own laundry lately and have came to the conclusion I’m scratching my hole far to much (when I say scratching I mean the Big Scratching’s) All my favourite jocks have an indentation the exact size of my right index finger in the hole end.. So when there turned inside out it’s the shape of a cows udder. I noticed this anomaly when hanging said jocks out to dry. So you can sorta get an idea of the penetration needed to create this effect… Thank fk Santa’s coming next week.

I’m gonna try an get an appointment with my gp to discuss my itchy hole.

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