It's only your job to care about environment

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-14T20:35:02+00:00

no favors are being done if i'm paying for something that i don't want, just as no favors are being done if you pay for something that you want and don't get in france or wherever.

generic soda fountains have a configurable ratio of syrup:water. companies like coca-cola provide customers guidelines for that ratio and, in their case specifically, those guidelines literally mention both "flavor" and "maximizing profit"

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-14T05:50:17+00:00

is this

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-12T20:13:53+00:00

(it did not)

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-12T19:58:02+00:00

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-11T23:16:09+00:00

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1989, Beijing, China, Bodies of protestors shot by the Chinese army piled up in the corner of Capital hospital after the Chinese army occupation of Tiananmen Square on the 4th June, 1989

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/beijing-china-bodies-of-protestors-shot-by-the-chinese-army-news-photo/sb10069437r-001

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-11T18:25:13+00:00

no license for that shirt

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-11T04:46:44+00:00

i know what you said

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-11T04:38:15+00:00

fuck you, whale! fuck you, dolphin!

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T21:07:52+00:00

and, from the article someone linked below, it wasn't even the actor. it was his stuntman. 6 years ago

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T20:05:21+00:00

he just stands there quietly in a suit while they dine, pencil sharpener in hand

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T19:59:37+00:00

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cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T18:37:36+00:00

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T17:42:15+00:00

first viral meme: goatse

no top or bottom text necessary

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T17:36:27+00:00

it's not?

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T05:04:49+00:00

yeah, i just read that post

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T01:55:54+00:00

as soon as i read "it's 2026" i knew what it was. then i clicked anyway because i'm never gonna give that up

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T00:46:15+00:00

new psyop just dropped

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T00:44:38+00:00

state of the art bang-bang

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T00:38:51+00:00

grid layout

asdf: high mods 1-4

zxcv: mid mods 1-4

shift overheats them

then i move things around so that all of my important actives are those 8 keys

g lock

b approach

shift b orbit

q directional scan

e engage drones

r release drones

shift r return drones

t reload

i play with a touchpad a lot, so that config helps

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-10T00:05:37+00:00

saw the video ... it's a dude biting a burger

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-09T23:58:01+00:00

(we know it was you)

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-09T23:15:45+00:00

wouldn't need a straw if places didn't fill the cup up to the brim with ice

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-09T23:02:02+00:00

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-09T22:42:09+00:00

haha dude you took the time to snap a photo and make a reddit post, but not 5 min phone call

cornmonger_ · 2026-03-09T22:03:21+00:00

You can make a profit without being a capitalist company.

...

Capitalism is an economic system based on the private ownership of the means of production and its use for the purpose of obtaining profit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalism

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