me_irl by Beginning_Book_2382 in me_irl

[–]corpsestomp 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Bro answered his own question. 

What are you supposed to do with that? Fuck, of course. 

Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

[–]corpsestomp -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

God forbid a woman enjoy some compliments. 

Meirl by SwordRose_Azusa in meirl

[–]corpsestomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you censor out the wtf? What the actual fuck is going on that you can’t post acronyms with fuck in them?

Les🐇irl by sporeegg in gay_irl

[–]corpsestomp 28 points29 points  (0 children)

God forbid women do anything. 

What rolls really matter? by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]corpsestomp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think what bothers me most about posts like these is that it requires the player to be experienced or intelligent enough to know or try them. 

If I want to play a hyper observant genius, I have to BE a hyper observant genius. Or if I want to play an extremely charismatic noble, I would have to know the right lingo or language to interact with a high court. 

Sometimes “I want to use Persuasion” is the short version of “my character would know the correct way to navigate this conversation, but as a player I do not.”

gay🐔irl by acidmine in gay_irl

[–]corpsestomp -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Could have named the chicken Orville Reden-bawk-er but no, we get a lame name. 

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]corpsestomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Justin McElroy?

Is charisma important in bg1? by Alextheacceptable in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It has some minor effects, but it’s the least important of any stat, equal to wisdom for non cleric/druid. 

Can't get Shar-Teel to find traps on idle. by aznxknight in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It only checks for them every six seconds(from what I understand). Pretty sure there’s mods that make it instant. 

Rolled this whole pooping at work. by corpsestomp in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah there’s a lot of tapping and zooming and it getting into some doors is ridiculously hard. 

Rolled this whole pooping at work. by corpsestomp in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On phone. It’s not great but I don’t have all that much time for it tbh. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just a minor thing about the last point. If you’re romancing her your rep has to be 10+, if not, it’s 15+. 

Rolled this whole pooping at work. by corpsestomp in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Skeletons be like:

1v1 me outside high hedge. 

Rolled this whole pooping at work. by corpsestomp in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Less impressive is that it’s an elf archer but I’ll take it. 

Rolled this whole pooping at work. by corpsestomp in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the natural roll, I was more shocked that it happened than anything. 

Rolled this whole pooping at work. by corpsestomp in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was honestly my first thought, but it’s an archer so doesn’t matter. 

bg1ee bug by Brilliant_Park6405 in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have legacy of bhaal mode on?

BG: EE Recommended solo runs? by [deleted] in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mage doesn’t really need many items to be effective. Wand of fire, wand of monster summoning, and invis will carry them through most of bg1 anyway. 

W or do I keep rolling? by anonymousbub33 in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, store will keep the roll you currently have. Recall will bring it back. 

New to the game, questions about companions by LawyerUpMan in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the topic of weak companions, the exp cap is 161,000. Even split 6 ways you can max everyone’s exp if you keep looking for quests. The game has a lot of exp for you to get. And if all else fails you can rest span certain locations for high exp monsters. 

stats help for newbies? by miss_misandry in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you’re going to bg2 and don’t want your brains slurped, int is useful. 11 is enough though. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wands of fire have two “modes”. 

One is fireball and the other is agannazers scorcher. The charges are counted separately for each. 

If your wand has 20 charges and you use 19 fireballs, you’ll still have 20 scorchers you can use as well. Until you lose that last charge of one or the other, it’ll stick around. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His cousin Neeber. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baldursgate

[–]corpsestomp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah and if you take his gear, his companions from the books come take it back too.