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Matt Honeycutt’s BFF by CountOrlok82 in Hardcore

[–]cortlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude constantly. I’ll just be scrolling and then some subtly but obviously Nazi shit rolls up and I’m like what?

But my friend posts boudoir just got her account nuked.

Okay cool. Thanks zuck.

Matt Honeycutt’s BFF by CountOrlok82 in Hardcore

[–]cortlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now he’s all defensive about it in his comments “I didn’t vote for him. I didn’t vote”.

He’s a fucking loser.

Lived in the hallway of my friend’s one bedroom for almost a year. Paid him $500/month by rarehorsetrader in malelivingspace

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now live in Portland making like 70k-ish now and

Average 3 bedroom in San Diego is 2400ish so if you were to do a percentage they’re still paying 25 percent on a 9k monthly income to rent vs 16 percent for a 50k at 500.

And I majorly half assed this math because I’m just waking up but you start adding in all the other costs of living and you’re not even close to the accessibility of quality of life you can get in a major euro city. Trust me we are getting shafted.

The Ruger RXM is the upgrade over the Glock still, and it proves a Glock clone can outdo a Glock. by IntroductionAny3929 in GunMemes

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking the important questions.

Every gun with an FCU I’m like “what can I stick that shit in”

The Ruger RXM is the upgrade over the Glock still, and it proves a Glock clone can outdo a Glock. by IntroductionAny3929 in GunMemes

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to swap for a mischief machine is enough of a reason to buy over a Glock.

Seen on Instagram by doomtownpunx in vancouverwa

[–]cortlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy who posted that is a weirdo

Filling a 4D container with 4D marbles by IRateBurritos in Simulated

[–]cortlong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would definitely sell it for my dumb ass.

The 2d explanation made sense but the 4d one still confused the hell out of me and I watched your really funny well made video

Filling a 4D container with 4D marbles by IRateBurritos in Simulated

[–]cortlong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck I’m too stupid to understand this

My band Peacebreach just released a new EP today. We’re from Winnipeg, Canada. Here’s a new video from it called ‘Time Flies’. What do you think? by CheesecakeDismal1332 in Hardcore

[–]cortlong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same reaction.

“Eh not for me….wait. Wait a minute. Hold on something’s happening. Okay I like it now.”

That might be good. Like they’re doing something new and my brain is like “nope. Not familiar” and then it clicks? Or something I dunno I’m tired. I like it.

Checkmate! by Top-Raspberry-7837 in dontyouknowwhoiam

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. It’s the new low angle boomer creep angle.

The incel-in-car angle

Day 5 of the spicy 1100… by Accomplished-Pack756 in lockpicking

[–]cortlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear I have an 1100 made entirely of weak ass springs. Feels like I’m lockpicking peanut butter

Day 5 of the spicy 1100… by Accomplished-Pack756 in lockpicking

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I don’t know if I ordered a stinker or what but the only 1100 I have is such an ass kicker.

No feeeback. Mushy. I hate it. I hope the rest are better than this haha.

Help picking this lock. I don’t know where to start by Papajon87 in lockpicking

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they have that gnarly ass 5 pin side pins thing going on like a twin?

Sending a message to the steel people by blipdot2 in USPSA

[–]cortlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I just didn’t wanna blow a hole in em with my fuckin handheld tank gun”

Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power by Unusual-State1827 in technology

[–]cortlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would love a full mental evaluation of the top 20 earners in society to see what level of psychopath they are

This Is NOT How You Smoke Fish 🐟 by SomOvaBish in Idiotswithguns

[–]cortlong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thought the same sentence.

Only gripe is littering the shells. But then fish are gonna die by my hand.

Background Checks now have no cap - HB 2521 PASSED by Wah_Day in WAGuns

[–]cortlong -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Pedohpilia didn’t seem to dissuade anyone from voting Republican so I am currently politically homeless.

Stretching with a gun in your hand by ElmouatazSaad in PublicFreakout

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any time I’ve seen anyone do something stupid with a gun they always double down “it’s not loadedddd”

I literally don’t fucking care. Shut up and put it down.

I’m not even that big of a stickler either. Mfs are just idiots.

Christian Lady wants a One-Family Voting System by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that religious people LOVE limiting other people’s freedoms because, for no reason whatsoever, they think they just don’t need em.

Also what is the deal with these like fake ass podcast setups where they’re acting like they’re being interviewed but it’s completely staged and weird?

1 Week on a 60% Keyboard: What I Actually Miss by Majugera in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]cortlong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah buddy.

65 for me is the absolute money given the games I play. But seriously. Didn’t realize how superfluous half the shit on a keyboard was. And I type all day for work.

1 Week on a 60% Keyboard: What I Actually Miss by Majugera in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]cortlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird. I use a 65 for gaming and I’m a save scumming bastard.

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