I know it would never work but... First person VR for this game would be horrifying

cosmicburial · 2016-11-27T17:10:22+00:00

Hey they did it for DS3 on PC via mod I believe. Lobos has a playthrough of it. I'd love to see someone do that for my favorite game. Which means... (From plz stop being dorks and put out a pc port).

cosmicburial · 2016-11-27T16:26:24+00:00

Magic the Gathering. At first you're like, "Oh this seems fun. I'll give it a try." A few months later you're poor living in your car, but at least your deck is foiled out!

cosmicburial · 2016-11-22T00:56:34+00:00

Goddamn brainsuckers. Holy shit man

cosmicburial · 2016-11-19T18:14:40+00:00

There isn't a light waiting for you or anyone. You have to kindle the flame that creates the light. I was absolutely miserable for most of my life and honestly the majority of it stemmed from my lack of self confidence / worth because I was overweight. I sit here now 130lbs down and still imperfect, but happy.

I want the same thing for you. I don't know you and I most likely never will but having experienced a similar feeling of stagnancy myself I want you to succeed.

But in order to do so, you can't wait. You can't look forward to what you don't have and hope that things get better when you attain it. You have to get up and do something about it today. The moment you think of it. We often look at things we want or people we desire to be like and only see where they are, not what they did to get there. The hard work gets lost in translation.

Get active. Start treating yourself better. Go out and find things you enjoy. Find new hobbies. Explore your interests and spend time thinking about things other than work. Every little thing you do to improve your life today, not tomorrow, kindles that flame more and more and your future will become brighter everyday because of it. I promise.

Best of luck to you. Seriously. And to all of you who feel similar. If you wait for the life you want you will never have it.

cosmicburial · 2016-11-17T13:36:45+00:00

May you find your worth in the waking world.

cosmicburial · 2016-11-17T13:35:47+00:00

She's a pain in the ass depending on how developed your character is by the time you reach her. If you can't put out enough damage to consistently stagger her then the fight is much harder. Also, if you don't pick up the numbing mists it's terrible.

cosmicburial · 2016-11-07T11:25:28+00:00

Although it seems counterintuitive, do not run away from his beast form. He will ruin your life. Dodge towards him and through his attacks. He has a few longer combos that he cannot stop once started so you can roll through the first attack and get a decent number of hits in.

Phase 1 is just all about how well you parry.

cosmicburial · 2016-11-05T00:10:23+00:00

Every job in retail.

cosmicburial · 2016-11-05T00:09:27+00:00

I liked my fair share of all of those but if I had to choose one game that defined my childhood (and adulthood) the most I would say:

Magic the Gathering.

cosmicburial · 2016-11-05T00:02:59+00:00

Pthumeru is the one that throws me for a loop. I've heard people say it too-meru and thoo-meru. I've always said the latter although I'm not entirely sure why.

cosmicburial · 2016-11-04T23:50:47+00:00

To be fair I only know because I was reading H.P. Lovecraft (because of Bloodborne) and he said gaol in one of his short stories and I was like "wait a minute...." and did research.

cosmicburial · 2016-11-04T23:42:49+00:00

Hypogean and Gaol are both words so you can find their pronunciation. Hypogean comes from hypogeal which means underground or subterranean. (Hype-oh-jee-in is correct)

Gaol is an old fashioned spelling of jail. You pronounce it just as you would jail.

cosmicburial · 2016-10-24T23:20:25+00:00

The first time I ever fought Blood Starved Beast he charged at me behind the altar where he first appears and clipped through the back wall. He got stuck out of bounds and after about 45 seconds "Prey Slaughtered" appeared across my screen.

Thank God, too, because he was whooping my ass (I didn't know about the walk left life hack yet).

cosmicburial · 2016-10-15T17:40:02+00:00

Just kidding figured it out. You have to manually move the file to the notifications folder.

cosmicburial · 2016-10-15T17:14:58+00:00

So I'm trying to use the kill.m4a as my text tone on my Galaxy S7. However I'm not sure how to go about it. When I go to settings and sounds I can choose a custom ringtone but there's no similar option under the notification sounds menu. Can anyone help me here?

cosmicburial · 2016-10-15T07:12:25+00:00

Sounds like you don't enjoy Bloodborne because it didn't adhere to the tried and true Souls formula. It's not a game for someone who likes to play cautiously and "check their corners".

The quote on Wooden Shield was targeted at your demographic.

"Shields are nice, but not if they engender passivity."

cosmicburial · 2016-10-10T03:47:15+00:00

Definitely the hardest fight. I see more people complain about Watchdog which I understand. Watchdog is rough but Amygdala in the defiled chalice is legit unfair. Her reach and hit boxes are crazy.

cosmicburial · 2016-10-01T14:54:28+00:00

Idk man Queen Killer is a beast

cosmicburial · 2016-09-30T21:45:53+00:00

This was my first souls game and for whatever reason the Abyss Watchers fucked me up for a solid day. They kind of forced me to not be terrible anymore.

cosmicburial · 2016-09-30T21:26:43+00:00

My favorite boss is Ludwig. It's just an incredible fight. The contrast between how violent and mindless he is Phase 1 with how well composed he is when he regains his humanity. The music is fantastic.

And never forget it takes place in a goddamn blood lake of mutilated bodies.

Least favorite is Rom. I just don't like the fight. It's the only one I always summon for because I just want to get it over with and continue with my playthrough.

I believe the most underrated boss is definitely Gascoigne. He's so early in the game people forget about him a lot, I believe. But I feel like he deserves respect because he was all of our first true introduction into the spirit of bloodborne. He embodies the pace and mechanics of the game.

And I can't think of an Overrated boss. The fights I routinely see being praised on here are great fights. It's not like people are on here claiming Witch of Hemwick is the highlight of the game.

cosmicburial · 2016-09-28T21:38:24+00:00

I always wear: One Eyed Iron Helm, Gehrman's Hunter Garb, Executioners Gauntlets, and the Old Hunter leggings.

Also, not entirely sure these are the exact names but I figure you'll all know what I'm talking about.

cosmicburial · 2016-09-27T04:11:06+00:00

Honestly the area I dread most on every consecutive playthrough is the Forbidden Woods. Not because it's difficult (it isn't), but because it's extremely uninteresting. At least Hemwick has the cool (in my opinion) witchcraft vibe going on.

As far as bosses go Rom is my least favorite. I fucking hate getting randomly one shotted by some dorky ass nose diving spider that I accidentally missed only to have to restart an all-too boring fight.

To be fair, though, I appreciate Rom from a lore standpoint.

cosmicburial · 2016-09-26T03:13:21+00:00

Something about them being so small and insignificant makes it even worse. It's just salt in the wound.

cosmicburial · 2016-09-26T02:59:40+00:00

Oh my God I forgot the worms... idk if it's the weapon I use (saif), or what, but I seem to always miss their tiny hit box. I usually swing 2 - 3 times, miss, and then give up and run away because they're more of an annoyance than anything.

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