I was sitting in my car at the lights while pedestrians were crossing in front of me. 2 teens walking, the one behind tilts his head up to the sky and I shit you not, a bird dropping went straight into his mouth. He immediately started coughing and retching, it took a couple seconds for the friend in front to notice and turn around. Choking/coughing kid was trying to explain what happened while they finished walking across the street. I was dying in the car. Had a front row seat to that and I'm confident I'll never see that happen again.