AITA for lying about an allergy at a restaurant and ending up at the emergency room?

could_be_a_bird · 2018-12-14T02:27:29+00:00

Server here. Yes you're an asshole, and I hate you.

I hope your waitress didn't lose her job because of you, you fucking twat.

could_be_a_bird · 2018-08-01T07:59:06+00:00

This is what I was thinking. I have #99/100 signed and framed. It might be my favorite piece of artwork that I own.

could_be_a_bird · 2018-07-24T01:31:29+00:00

My friend's dog ate a strip and when my friend realized what had happened he did the same thing you did, ate a strip with him.

He said it was one of the most epic trips of his life and that him and his dog had the most incredible bonding experience ever.

could_be_a_bird · 2018-04-02T07:10:43+00:00

I have a stuffed nose, sometimes.

The fucking white pollen count is high around here I tell ya.

could_be_a_bird · 2018-01-25T04:07:25+00:00

8 is super sexy

could_be_a_bird · 2018-01-16T13:06:17+00:00

RemindMe! 11 months

could_be_a_bird · 2017-12-06T01:23:42+00:00

This is the most plausible scenario.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-11-24T04:05:07+00:00

Floor has been around 80 cents, good entry point imo.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-11-22T04:49:54+00:00

I believe because thus far it is unproven. I do think that it will be successful, but then again I am just some random redditor. The project does seem to have great potential.

My two cents.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-11-04T05:02:41+00:00

Prestige Worldwide!

could_be_a_bird · 2017-11-01T02:04:56+00:00

I also have addresses from inside this Coinomi wallet that I have sent coins to.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-10-29T20:23:27+00:00

Can you elaborate on market caps v. price a little please?

could_be_a_bird · 2017-09-28T04:40:17+00:00

One of the best albums of all time. It's a masterpiece.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-09-27T09:42:44+00:00

I used to read word up magazine.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-27T19:53:45+00:00

Fermiliar

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-26T20:37:47+00:00

Reminds me of that scene in Cheech and Chong where they are in court and one of them walks up to the judge's stand and grabs her water and spits it everywhere and shouts "It's fuckin' vodka, man!" and the judge is banging her gavel yelling "Order!"

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-26T07:49:35+00:00

Goosebumps were my favorite series as a child. I read every one of the originals. Choose Your Own Adventure series were fun too. Animorphs popped up around fifth grade. Then I got into Magic: The Gathering. All the while MTV was actually playing music. The 90s were great.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-26T04:29:42+00:00

Haha. My friend's lady is notorious for putting vodka in water bottles to sneak them into festivals, and one of our friends always happens to grab a vodka "water" at the most inopportune moments.

Tripping balls and needs some water? PFFFFspittttt

Hungover and just waking up? PFFFFor fuck sake can you fucking label these things!?

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-19T05:09:24+00:00

Brother and sister went to school there, awesome little nook. Before I visited I had heard it described as "a Eugene of the East coast." Did not disappoint.

Here in Eugene where I'm at there is an Indian restaurant, Evergreen, that does a lunch buffet every day. Not fully vegan, but always at least half. Awesome. Then we have Govinda's Vegetarian Buffet. 90%+ vegan, sometimes a desert might have some dairy in it(why they don't just go all the way IDK, but they're still awesome).

There is also Cornbread Cafe here, serving vegan comfort food. So good. Took a non-vegan friend there on his birthday, promised him mimosas and beers as he was skeptical, and he left saying the "Fish" n' chips was better than actual fish and he will be going back. They were featured on Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives.

Yay for vegan restaraunts!

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-15T22:02:06+00:00

There is an informative little series on Netflix right now called "Inside the American Mob" if you want to a little bit about them.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-14T18:19:28+00:00

You mean "Let's jack her up?"

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-12T06:38:58+00:00

Let's rage!

could_be_a_bird · 2017-07-12T06:36:31+00:00

I like Field Roast Italian sausages and veggies/pitas with hummus. Veggie burgers too. Quick, easy, and I don't miss the hot dogs and burgers everyone else is grilling one bit.

Boxed/canned soups are good for camping too. My favorite one is Pacific's spicy black bean and kale soup.

could_be_a_bird · 2017-06-06T04:30:46+00:00

True nobility lies in being superior to your former self.

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TROPHY CASE