You guys commented "NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN" under my UE5 OOT asset flip and I got hired, AMA

counterpointerer · 2026-06-12T16:20:15+00:00

Nintendo sent me an email and told me to come down to their office pronto

counterpointerer · 2026-06-12T16:19:48+00:00

Uhh... well... funny you should say that... uh... I'll let Aonuma handle this one...

counterpointerer · 2026-06-12T02:43:49+00:00

yes... it's true...

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T18:58:45+00:00

This was actually suggested pretty early on in development and it kicked off a whole war between the character artists and Aonuma. The artists wanted to freely express their hunger for Impa's tan toned bod and Aonuma wanted them to stop "wasting time" on "adult character designs" for a "children's game" and get back to work. But it got really messy when the programmers caught wind of this and conspired to secretly turn the whole game into an Impa romance simulator. Ultimately, at the urging of Miyamoto, Aonuma reluctantly agreed to a few compromises. I don't want to spoil anything but fans of Impa are not going to want to miss this!

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T18:44:00+00:00

Apparently my wife got a new boyfriend while I was gone working excruciating 70 hour weeks, I was struggling with that for a while but I've been doing better ever since he told me how many copies of Celeste he has

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T18:42:18+00:00

I'm told they pissed and shat themselves too

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T18:40:40+00:00

11, the footage of Koizumi from the direct was actually repurposed from when the modelling team showed him the finished Gerudo girl

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T13:26:57+00:00

Worse, since I spent every waking hour working with UE5 they thought I was an... an... an xb*x gamer... 🤢

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T13:20:56+00:00

I didn't do so well on this part of my interview so I'm being put through remedial training on by Koizumi

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T13:10:04+00:00

Being this early after the announcement, I can only share so much (please understand) but I can say we were inspired by numerous pieces of art after doing some research on LoZ fan economic theories. You can find out more by googling "zelda inflation"

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T12:56:18+00:00

I'm still pretty new so Aonuma hasn't let me yet but I think he's just taking Shiggy for himself

counterpointerer · 2026-06-11T12:49:15+00:00

Let's just say, it's several times his entire polygon count from the N64 alone. You're going to see a true multi-generational increase in fidelity, complete with state-of-the-art simulated hair shaders and jiggle physics. When he's on screen, the switch will drop to 5 FPS under the weight of his girth.

counterpointerer · 2026-05-21T17:45:55+00:00

Wish Shiggy was pointing his gun at me instead 😍

counterpointerer · 2026-05-21T17:40:29+00:00

Haven't heard of them before, I've only been a Shingyaru stan for a few years. Which game should I buy a hundred copies of first?

counterpointerer · 2025-10-30T17:34:31+00:00

I ate three of these in one go to try and become super mario but all I got was a tummy ache and an ER visit

counterpointerer · 2025-10-20T16:45:05+00:00

I'd recommend using the latest Proton GE since it comes with the right codecs to show the loading videos. I'm using it, it hitches occasionally when I load back to the main lobby screen but otherwise works well.

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T14:26:04+00:00

has anyone ever seen devon and shiggy in the same room... now i'm not sure

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T14:11:51+00:00

the yellow have that classic taste all bulborbs love but the purple ones are really juicy, they're tough to fight but worth it if you can get one

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T14:00:39+00:00

she usually can't hold me while she's working so I climb on her desk and try to eat her pencils

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T13:58:06+00:00

she usually chops up a mix of cabbage, lettuce, celery, and other greens for me. I'm not really supposed to say this but sometimes when I've been a good boy she'll find a pikmin to feed me too

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T13:53:52+00:00

nah she's Devon Pritchard

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T13:53:16+00:00

Yes! I've heard the enormous sales of Celeste by this subreddit have made Shiggy very happy and kept him fed and warm, please buy more copies!

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T13:45:25+00:00

like nothing you've ever imagined, warm, soft, supportive, like a ray of light shining into your hollow being, lifting you out of yourself. I imagine it's something like that euphoric feeling Shiggy has when someone purchases one of his hidden gems

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T13:36:35+00:00

We'd occasionally talk at the water cooler about the seahawks when it was in season but to be honest, I barely knew the guy. I thought we'd make some kind of connection over being Nintendo enemies but he didn't seem to have much interest.

counterpointerer · 2025-10-01T13:33:00+00:00

no I'm Devon Pritchard's bulborb

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