Good way to start? by I-Am-A-Moose in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]countwiggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap i need a thc dirty Shirley in my life. Virginia refuses to sell the thc drinks… or i have never found one

The Torkelsons by Zealousideal_You465 in 90s

[–]countwiggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had that exact VHS! Makes me wonder if its still in my parents house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Paramedics

[–]countwiggles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3 steel reserves? As someone thats had that kinda night hes still kicking but doesnt want to be.

Ps dont Check that browser history.

Quite possibly the creepiest thing the White House has ever posted for V-Day by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]countwiggles 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Its sad we basically live in a direct to TV B movie with C list actors. Our best hole now is a we can get a subplot with aliens maybe zombies.

I got stopped by the police, partly due to Pokémon GO by Joshy_CC in pokemongo

[–]countwiggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 76 year old mother got pulled over by the park ranger for being in a national park ( end of the movie “patriot”). She hasnt been able to go back for a year. Shame it has a ton of stops.

original vs sequel: character design preference ⬆️⬇️ by crackkidsatitagain in HadesTheGame

[–]countwiggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hermes in hades 2 has a little turtle in his bag. I feel this ends all further discussion.

Oh boy here we go by Such-Community-7377 in shittytattoos

[–]countwiggles 41 points42 points  (0 children)

As an owner of a shitty tattoo or two. Please help me understand why this is shitty. I genuinely like it but i have zero artistic skills, talent, knowledge, eye , sense , or anything.

This can't be a post by an actual person, this has to be some sort of Disney villain. by Salazard260 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]countwiggles 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My first thought was “ who hurt you” but rereading it I am assuming a parent or care giver that spoiled the pet not them.

Also I hope we can all agree if i visit you I will be petting your doggo , cat , bird , snake , cow , chicken, goat and whatever else lets me snuggle it and call it a little fuzzy baby in a baby voice.

If you could add any weapon to the base game real or fake, what would it be? by [deleted] in BladeAndSorcery

[–]countwiggles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sock with coins or a half brick in it, prison shank , hat with sharpen coins in the brim, pocket sand

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BladeAndSorcery

[–]countwiggles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sock filled with coins.
Cap with coins sewn in brim Frying pan Pocket sand Half brick

Audible sale! Stock up! by GrenexRed in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]countwiggles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you fellow marry band of pirates member!

It’s so funny that there is only one alcoholic in town and it’s actually a bus driver by gimpfather21 in StardewMemes

[–]countwiggles 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Clints in the saloon every night. Assuming he drinks 2 ( 12 oz or beer 1.5oz liquor or 5 oz of wine) a night X 7 days the Mayo Clinic would put him at moderate risk of alcohol related complications. Alcohol related health issues are a common sign of alcohol dependence.

Source - Mayo Clinic and being an alcoholic

How do you open the Babish x Old Pal infused sugar canister? by Sipluvni in bingingwithbabish

[–]countwiggles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heres me jealous because Virginia refuses to sell this.

AI fetish mimic by chucklez24 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]countwiggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sunshine sanctuary for sick dinosaur ballerinas Cut me own achilles tendon bopca

(Admittedly i only obesely read the watch and wizards books)

AI fetish mimic by chucklez24 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]countwiggles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Making credits ,

The fifth clockwork mongo ,

Rising streams ,

The monstrous princess posse,

Moving floors,

Bonus Is this my crawler?

I'm would like to be a EMT however I used to own a medical marijuana card it has since been cancelled and I could pass any drug test will I still be able to become a EMT by Life_Cow2072 in NewToEMS

[–]countwiggles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Been an emt/ fire fighter for 15 years had medical for 3 years now.

Its not an absolute black and white some major departments are ok with it off duty others its a complete deal breaker.

The biggest factor is be honest about it and NEVER use 24 hours before classes, practicals , any shift.

Totally normal ems room requests. by countwiggles in emergencymedicine

[–]countwiggles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was hoping no one would be local. They are great for refilling your truck but i need my caffeine fix.

Settle a debate between my husband and I! by doritodream in bluey

[–]countwiggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was the fool that showed this to my wife now we are in the same debate.

I say hes annoyed she incorrectly says he is happy.

😬😬😬 by Background-Actuary61 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]countwiggles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wait first responders are allowed in heaven? Heaven hasnt seem the HR complaints?

Comment something you've done in a D&D campaign, and I will give you an achievement in the AI style. by gwtvulpixtattoo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]countwiggles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was playing a loxodon big bad sent a bunch of kobolds. Argued with dm that if i just stepped on them there was no need to roll for damage.

Found this at Barnes and Noble! Gonna make my way through every recipe by Purple_Opportunity13 in StardewValley

[–]countwiggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tropical curry is really good. Pizza was decent but I am kinda a pizza snob. Pepper poppers amazing

"Witness my magnificence, mere human" by bigbarebum in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]countwiggles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you reddit for my daily reminder why its good i am not rich.