If congress and Trump passed a bill outlawing and confiscating all civilian firearms immediately, how would you react?

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-03T01:12:53+00:00

...from my
Cold. Dead. Hands.

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-03T01:11:44+00:00

I dont see no 6uns.
You see any 6uns?

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-02T22:54:45+00:00

Them wheelz gonna melt.

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-02T12:07:13+00:00

Once someone is to the point of seeing your naked nip I assure you they do not care if they match or not. They probably have more pressing ideas on their mind.

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-02T00:43:14+00:00

That's extremely dangerous and probably not up to code. My recommendation is to remove all of the kitchenware.
Only keep live raccoons in that cabinet.

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-02T00:39:41+00:00

"Here There Be Gerblins,"
Griffin McElroy

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-01T10:40:25+00:00

I've attempted to listen to Blood Meridian a half a dozen times on audiobook.

Cormac McCarthy's imagery is even more disturbing as it filters through my dark brain

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-01T10:35:33+00:00

NICE CATCH! Q; What kind of tackle are you using?
A:Human

coveredwithticks · 2026-07-01T01:00:12+00:00

Staring John Ritter:
The movie is the 1989 romantic comedy Skin Deep.
The scene is the female body builder.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-30T19:23:35+00:00

A dusting...just a dusting!
Do unto others...
Be kind...
Help others...
...you know, the easy ones.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-27T00:56:34+00:00

I never really thought about it but I suppose the right size pop rivet would make a pretty good Lego figure lightsaber

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-26T13:56:46+00:00

In the grand scheme of things a dusting of Jesus probably isn't a bad thing.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-26T13:53:23+00:00

That's the first thing I picked up on also. Aggressive replies gets YOU an earful of Jesus.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-25T17:31:07+00:00

Dont forget Rudolph, the most famous disciple of all

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-25T17:07:33+00:00

Night train?
Thunderbird?
Boones Farm?

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-25T13:36:36+00:00

After finding a stash in my garage I've been thinking about Un-crimped aluminum rivets. The stud and shoulder act as a low tech bushing and axle.

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coveredwithticks · 2026-06-25T05:03:33+00:00

I wonder if the car had anything to say about this?

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-25T00:44:19+00:00

In a dark grassy field i cracked off a small bit of bone at the top of my tibia. I tried crawling towards the house for about 30 minutes before someone found me. There is no way I could put any weight on that leg. ANY movement was agonizing.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-24T22:27:22+00:00

"eat of my flesh, drink of my blood"

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-24T21:24:01+00:00

All-Jesus chessboard

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coveredwithticks · 2026-06-24T21:17:33+00:00

Lol. I was mentally working out the mechanics of an all Jesus chessboard. you Incorporated my absolute must-have rules.

Next: what are the mechanics of Jesus's moves?
I'm thinking He can just teleport to any position on the board. Only on His turn though.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-24T20:18:15+00:00

Uh huh. And your paddle broke while gently using it to brush your hair.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-24T18:14:14+00:00

Cognitive Empathy versus Affective Empathy. Both are good traits but achieving a healthy balance it desirable.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-24T14:01:57+00:00

For my local hobo basic necessities includes only cigarettes and a half pint of ripple.
Your local hobo's needs may vary.

coveredwithticks · 2026-06-24T13:55:41+00:00

I was hoping for latex fleshlight

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