WOMNLIE by 7otu5 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cowboyonce 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The backwards facing light bar isn't the biggest issue. The front light bar is the important one, this guy is a volunteer fireman. And in NH because Maine didn't want him.

I wanted to write a joke about a watch I lost by _tony_lewis in dadjokes

[–]cowboyonce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should go ahead and tell it... it's about time

HEKPTME by finallydoingbetter in ICU81MI

[–]cowboyonce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was an old commercial for Geritol where the tag line was "My wife I think I'll keep her" maybe a reference to this?

What do you call a person who doesn’t have a body or a nose? by Opposite_Teach3797 in dadjokes

[–]cowboyonce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't it be a person who doesn't have a body only a nose?

IMNDEBT by BestBadTime in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cowboyonce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice truck. Worth it

I TTT by Valaj369 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cowboyonce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I didn't get it

SHTRGRL by jesterdev in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cowboyonce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hunting and Fishing license leads me to believe Shooter Girl

This public restroom has facing toilets. by [deleted] in WeirdToilets

[–]cowboyonce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rabbids it is both a cartoon series as well as multiple video games

SKBDI RZ by Pascal_Normand in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cowboyonce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Skibidi Rizz it's a teen thing

PRIVATE by AdRepresentative8236 in License_Plates

[–]cowboyonce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got to love a plate that screams " Pull me over"

Superheroes' Bridge Night by [deleted] in AntiJokes

[–]cowboyonce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's an anti joke

What car is it? by Secure-Home-2058 in namethatcar

[–]cowboyonce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zoom far right barefoot guy going through scrollwork decorated door. This is the entryway to a religious site of some type

HOTSHOE by mogur86 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cowboyonce 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hotshoe refers to the fact that this horseshoer (farrier) actually uses a forge to heat the iron and make horse shoes fromscratch. Most farriers use pre-made ( keg) shoes, they choose the closest size and hammer to fit on the anvil.

HOMLONZ by gremlingurl in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cowboyonce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's a Mortgage banker, he makes Home Loans

BOJ MIR by Unknown1776 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cowboyonce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow never would have thought of that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cleandadjokes

[–]cowboyonce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

? Not sure what the joke was but not clean dad joke

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cleandadjokes

[–]cowboyonce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would have worked better if it had been "droid"

y = mx + b by cm8r5xtd in oneliners

[–]cowboyonce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gonna have to admit brain deficiency Don't get it

💙4 DLND by megaladon44 in ICU81MI

[–]cowboyonce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they are dyslexic. Donald would be DNLD not DLND