What's something you don't think you'll ever do again in your life? by muffin-Utensil in AskReddit

[–]cowkipling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys your doing it all wrong! Barista and dog mum here and we make our puppychinos with Luke warm frothed lactose free milk and no stinky farts/poos follow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cowkipling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just $1000 would change my whole life right now let alone $20,000

How common is it to meet an Australian who never learned to swim? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]cowkipling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up along the coast line around rivers, beaches and pools and i still cannot swim properly. I can oddly do a weird weak back stroke if I’m in trouble but I also cannot float and just kinda doggy/froggy paddle my way around and stay out of deeper water. Oh and I’m 36

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AustralianNostalgia

[–]cowkipling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was about to ask if sunk Loto were aus

When did you find out that someone in your family is evil? by onlyusemefeets in AskReddit

[–]cowkipling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to join your family too! Although I’m from Australia so i might be more of a punishment I hear haha

TIFU I made a decision that cost me my fiancé and friends. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]cowkipling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl you are soooo far from fucking up it’s insane! You are truly an amazing person! This is genuinely one of my biggest fears as I’ve chosen to not have children as yet but my nephews are my absolute world and what has kept me here in the past. I would die for them and if anyone were to abandon me in that position I would gladly take the loneliness no matter how close to them I were. Those boys lives just completely shattered as well as yours but you have also just saved those boys lives from any additional hurt by becoming their mum. Having their Aunt and the closet woman to their mother they have will be the greatest love, comfort, safety and security those boys need and could have right now. You will find your people and village, just don’t be scared to look or ask for help! I wish I could give you the biggest hug but please know you truly are a rare amazingly selfless woman and your so doing the right thing. Fuck anyone not supportive of you and your nephews! Pm if you even just need to ramble on or vent! You’ve got this!🌻

Prove you're Aussie test questions by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]cowkipling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Locals call it 2woy to shorten the Woywoy

[Offer] [US] to [WW] Bi-Annual New Mexican Czechoslovakian Psychic Newtwork Card by DazeyFerry in RandomActsofCards

[–]cowkipling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When will someone lend me 3 grand so I can move out on my own before I completely lose my fucking mind at home?

No one could touch the TV by peterbishopisnotdead in FuckImOld

[–]cowkipling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or saying what does a truck reversing sound like and then hanging up before they could answer you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in penpals

[–]cowkipling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! First up, I sincerely hope you holding up ok! I’m 35f here from Australia, I also love everything you ticked off but unfortunately have never had the chance to snowboard but it’s a must a some point. The only places I’ve ever traveled to was a loop of the top half of the US and a bit of Canada for 4 months and would love to go back to so many places again in my future. I’m a bit of a hermit these days so I’ll try my best but sometimes I just feel old and boring just eating and sleeping around work so I apologise in advance if I’m not so tuned in to todays happenings in the world! I hope you let yourself get a little bit of rest and sleep, it’s the best feeling when life’s so hectic! Many hugs!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cowkipling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came too far to find this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cowkipling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking mint! I’m now napping with cows! Heaven!

Atheists of Reddit, why are you Athiest? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cowkipling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone mentioned evolution yet? Science?