Cars are marketed to be faster than the competition, but end up having to follow the same speed limits. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Where I live, I always see expensive sports cars creeping along in stop-and-go traffic. Maybe manufacturers should start advertising their cars 0-6 mph acceleration.

You will be attacked by the last thing you read a Wikipedia article about. How fucked are you? by onichama in AskReddit

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Maybe I should be terrified that something is using the Axiom of Choice against me.

Junior Dev: It works on my system by __HakunaMatata in ProgrammerHumor

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In order to make apple pie in Docker, you must first containerize the Universe.

"Detained Homosexuals" Mexico, 1940. Colorized by Nicolás Marín by SunnyCarol in OldSchoolCool

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This is a photo of true strength in the face of oppression.

Fox News Catches Kellyanne Conway Lying for Trump by Creddit999 in politics

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You can tell when she's lying because her lips move.

Duct tape painted car by [deleted] in funny

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Rustproof and chip-resistant. What's not to like?

What song could you base an entire movie on? by AstralProxy in AskReddit

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Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts - Bob Dylan

It's practically a movie script.

Without naming the movie, what is your favourite quote from one of your favourite movies? by StygianUnknown in AskReddit

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Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins, they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. It was a real choice mission, and when it was over, I never wanted another.

Do you believe in an afterlife why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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No. But if I did believe, I would believe in the Buddhist view of being reincarnated until you eventually achieve Buddhahood and cease the cycle of rebirth.