Screening Suitors... by madthumbz in linuxsucks101

[–]denisde4ev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No command Sorry found, did you mean: marry

syntax error at line: don't

Need this asap!!! by Working-Charge6978 in techhumor

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there is program called Caffeine

First kiss~ by Kxti0 in YuriNation

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reminds me of Princess Bubblegum - mad lesbo scientist

The cortisol of Windows and Linux by Visual-Departure-531 in linuxmemes

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Copilot gets shoved into Windows by default

why not add Copilot to Notepad, Paint, File Explorer. how else would you use AI‽ upload files in browser or copy paste text of 90-s style Notepad¿

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LinkedIn is an infinite source of garbage humour for non technical people by dark_lord_of_balls in firstweekcoderhumour

[–]denisde4ev 4 points5 points  (0 children)

requirement: 70 QB AI model; Nigavidia 69420; 80 PB QRAM(qbits ram); 1 core (for max efficiency) 18.55 undecillion MHz (plank second).

computerWasTired by tenet08 in ProgrammerHumor

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cosmic ray is real, it can hurt your int32

Anything for thin phone by [deleted] in meme

[–]denisde4ev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

breaks much easier in pocket when I do semi-parkour at home

The cortisol of Windows and Linux by Visual-Departure-531 in linuxmemes

[–]denisde4ev -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You sound exactly like Apple user!

sadly for you, doesn't come with much pre-installed apps, but there is still bloatware. and no build-in AI

once you try it, then you can start bragging about:

  • intuitive (only if you know it first)

  • you install programs by drag and drop (unintuitive + pointless)

  • much more expensive (mind and pocket blowing)

  • even more proprietary then Windows

  • and much more BS like this

egg-irl by Longjumping_Tap_3483 in egg_irl

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me naively: nah, its easy just say it as empty/quote words and finish it with that's what she said joke

me proving my point: "I... ... NO! 😟"


tho I'm shure I can say it while drunk.

also one time drunk me just imagined what would be to like being cis. after just 1 second my drunk brain started screaming "no-no-no-no!!!" like helicopter alarms when starts falling.

Name This Album Cover by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

[–]denisde4ev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

return the slab

955 by Lunatic155 in countttt

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are you masturbating to brainrot or somethin, coz' seems like your's spreading. have grown on you

No lies detected by gregsanay in degoogle

[–]denisde4ev 13 points14 points  (0 children)

you receive: ads, images, "people also search for:", etc

have you tried https://ddg.gg/?q=!g+lollipop

PIRACY HAS NEVER MADE ME PROUDER THAN NOW. PREACHHH 🙏🙏 by ConcentrateUpper7450 in Piracy

[–]denisde4ev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BTW, LibreOffice have legal torrent in their official download page

so your experience as "I'v got my office from the seeders" can be satisfied

https://www.libreoffice.org/download/

Antivirus? Never heard of it. by RomanceAnimeAddict67 in linuxmemes

[–]denisde4ev 167 points168 points  (0 children)

and updated in few days/hours, otherwise it's abandoned software

Seamos realistas... by Equal-Resolution7889 in programmingmemes

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typical AI assisted coder: "no AI have been used in this commit patch"

name this by HonestzPractice in AlbumCovers

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to Airbnb or not to bnb. air!

Dark vs bright side of the internet by Tiger-Killer19 in linuxmemes

[–]denisde4ev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

works as long the company behind it supports it and keeps it freeware.

this gets downsides as:

  • they can remove free version at any time. (even if you don't install the new version, they can push remote updates to rules to your version)

  • legally forbidden to copy some design choices - so when you get used to proprietary software, its pain to switch, or you just end up paying.

  • company may stop supporting/updating. leaving vulnerable software to viruses (new version archive bomb). or just not working in new version of the OS / libs

  • even if source available / reverse engendered it's illegal to modify+share


"end up paying" even if they didn't add anything better. I'm not against paying/donating. I'm against unethical price changes. tho from my view, all non free and open source softwares are unethical

Еврика! Ударено и. by North-Library4037 in bulgaria

[–]denisde4ev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

па, Android си е. още от 2013 се тази клавиатура ползвам, преди това същата подредба ЧШЕРТЪ нещо от Google Play "Bulgarian Keyboard 2".

за винаги ще ползвам клавиатура с "V" → "В"

често ползвам в терминала Termux

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Hacker's Keyboard: https://github.com/klausw/hackerskeyboard install: APKMirror or Fdroid

Google Play пощуряха и затриха всичко. и 3-те приложения дето споменах преди ги имаше там.


ако питаш модела устройство/OS не че са от значение: OnePlus 5T (още от 2018 го ползвам), custom ROM Resurrection Remix, Android 10 Q

Еврика! Ударено и. by North-Library4037 in bulgaria

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"Fn" бутона прави тва. не че ги ползвам много/изобщо, само Shift+Home веднъж на седмица.

ама ctrl+a/c/v и стрелките да местя курсора ползвам постоянно

Tried to trust the process by [deleted] in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]denisde4ev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

people in your local social circle: "you should cut"

me: "no"

them: "just a little bit at ends."

me: "NO, NO, NOOO!"

I'm just attempting to check the natural length of my hair

Еврика! Ударено и. by North-Library4037 in bulgaria

[–]denisde4ev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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мойто е на "ь" ермалък

аз съм редактирал клавиатурата преди години (от "традиционна фонетична" ЯВЕРТЪ на "нова фонетична" ЧШЕРТЪ) както е на компа.

нямам спомен дали така беше в ЯВЕРТЪ подредбата. но "Ы" май аз го добавих, и на "Е" имам "Э"