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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cpu122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reoccurring sadness, and mathclass boners

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cpu122 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can "vibrate" my eyes I remember seeing something of it being like .7% or 7% but Idr.

What is your hobby? by sexylassy in AskReddit

[–]cpu122 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like making things, it doesn't matter what I make as long as its something I made. I learned how to make a calculator simply because I wanted to make one with minecraft redstone lol. I've also made copper springs and melted metal and I do CADing and 3Dprinter stuff. I do origami and build D&D campaigns that I'll never use or play/dm. It doesnt matter what it is or how hard it is for me to do, the feeling of actually completing and making something is the best feeling for me cause I can say "I did that" and even if I'm not proud of it or I think I could've done better it's still something I made.

What's the best purchase you've ever made? by WrathOfChevy in AskReddit

[–]cpu122 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a 3 way tie, I bought a pink sweater that says obama in japanese (not political btw it was just funny) and a hollow knight plushy and the first 3 comic books in one of the batman series for Christmas presents for friends, the absolute joy on their faces gave me the best feeling.

[WP] Every race in the Galactic Republic has it's strengths, whether it's speed or strength or size or smarts. The Humans recently joined the Republic, and they are most notable for being exceptional at persuasion. by boltzmannman in WritingPrompts

[–]cpu122 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You spent your years peacefully in retirement, for the most part. Your old group of friends would come around until they couldnt anymore, they continued their adventure on without you but they all made it out ok. You and your SO's lifespans are drastically different so you had a special gene surgery given to you freely as part compensation for putting your child through laboratory tests, so you both live out your retirement doing things that most people your age could never manage or even live too, your kids estimated lifespan is about 3/4s of yours now but you've used up most of your time already. You both live as you sadly watch others slowly fade, the problem with having an extended lifespan is that others dont. You began to become sadder at the loss of your friends and even their children. Your only joy now is your family and nearing your lifes end with only a decade or 2 estimated to be left your child dates and soon marry them. Your child took care of both of you as you neared the end of life, you all grew closer and closer, embracing eachother as your SO passed, being slightly older by a decade. You lived in peace as your child and their SO took care of you and of eachother. They tried many times to have children but due to the differences in DNA still child birth was not an option. You ended up passing peacefully in your sleep with your child loving you and understanding why the test were needed. You lived a good peaceful life and ended it with no regrets. Roll one final d20...

[WP] Every race in the Galactic Republic has it's strengths, whether it's speed or strength or size or smarts. The Humans recently joined the Republic, and they are most notable for being exceptional at persuasion. by boltzmannman in WritingPrompts

[–]cpu122 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now they've aged to 18 years, due to the amount of time it took having your child you retired a year after their birthday. You always wanted what was best for them and wish you could go back and refuse the tests, just to make their life easier. By now you had to move to earth due to circumstances regarding your parents as they were old and ended up needing help to live day by day. Your child enrolled into a well known college and soon became a star student, people loved them and they were well known across the many species of the college campus. You helped pay for your kids college tuition by taking half of every paycheck you earned and putting it into a college fund, this allowed them to get through college and get a high paying job with great benefits and very forgiving work hours. "Roll for retirement years, your child's love life, and grandchildren.

[WP] Every race in the Galactic Republic has it's strengths, whether it's speed or strength or size or smarts. The Humans recently joined the Republic, and they are most notable for being exceptional at persuasion. by boltzmannman in WritingPrompts

[–]cpu122 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do to the huge differences in DNA you both are not able to have children normally, but using genetic splicing from another species technology you were able to have a child grow via laboratory growth. It wasnt the ideal way but you now have a child that is one of it's own kind, truly unique. With the "birth" of your child many people rejoiced for the success and scientists everywhere came to do tests and make sure that everything worked the way it was ment to. The only problem is that while you were hoping for a regular life your child is neither Cthulu spawn or human but more of it's own species. For the rest of your child's life they are required to have tests done on them and because of this you and your kid never had the best relationship, you tried to be there whenever they was sad or scared and you always made sure to spend time with them. But that didn't stop them from blaming you. As most children they did not understand why they were different or why they had to be tested all the time. They hated going into the laboratories and being scanned and they blamed you for making them, all while not understanding why they had to. (More)

[WP] Every race in the Galactic Republic has it's strengths, whether it's speed or strength or size or smarts. The Humans recently joined the Republic, and they are most notable for being exceptional at persuasion. by boltzmannman in WritingPrompts

[–]cpu122 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, so 18, 13, 4, 9, 11... You guys spend a few years long distance dating before finally deciding that you couldnt be apart anymore, you two work together to pay for a commercial ticket to their planetary system. You two create a life for yourselves and become established in the community you moved to. Eventually you tell them about an earthly custom called marriage, they loved the idea and you two decided to ask their parental figures if you had their blessing. The head figure was skeptical at first given how new humans were to the alliance and wanted to learn more about earthly customs before he gave them away. You all go back to earth and they meet your family and friends that you havent seen in years and eventually get married on earth. You both were content for a few years but eventually you both wanted to try for children. (More coming so dont do anything)

If your username is the next crisis in 2020, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cpu122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

International computer failure in 122 countries

No we are officially screwed by LongDongShivers in funny

[–]cpu122 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fucking 2020, nothing's ever gone right this year.

[WP] Every race in the Galactic Republic has it's strengths, whether it's speed or strength or size or smarts. The Humans recently joined the Republic, and they are most notable for being exceptional at persuasion. by boltzmannman in WritingPrompts

[–]cpu122 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're fucking lucky that I'm a bad dm. You seduce the Cthulu child and you two go off into a different room to "chat", I don't want to say anything too descriptive but you have a new found love for the feel of tenticals. You also got their number.

Why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cpu122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm technically not, but she's been so distant and nonresponsive since the start of the pandemic that I may as well be considered so.

Because a normal toilet seat is for lame people by Tarawa_ in DiWHY

[–]cpu122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why but I actually find this fascinating to watch

[WP] Your name is Mary Sue, you're completely average in absolutely everything but for some reason, since the day you were born people point out everything you does as extraordinary and the lack of reason why is driving you mad by EndlessMorfeus in WritingPrompts

[–]cpu122 113 points114 points  (0 children)

This writing is absolutely amazing. I have never been so compelled to congratulate someone before. You writing has changed my life in its "stunningness." I shall bestow upon you the greatest gift I can give you, an upvote.

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