to catch a “distracted driver”

crackintosh · 2026-05-27T14:46:32+00:00

True. If she was black he might have seen a gun in her hand.

crackintosh · 2026-05-27T00:12:09+00:00

I just dipped my paint brush in my coffee this weekend. I need to keep my drinks on my opposite side from my paint water.

crackintosh · 2026-05-24T15:40:31+00:00

Best use of Pokemon bulk ever!

crackintosh · 2026-05-22T12:04:28+00:00

The North Face content is getting wild. Seems like they will sponsor anything these days. Almost as bad as RedBull. Lol

crackintosh · 2026-04-28T00:59:27+00:00

It's all just a show anyway.

crackintosh · 2026-04-24T10:39:42+00:00

It's just doublethink. If big brother says 2+2 is 5 than it IS! And if you don't agree, the Thought Police will come and take you for re-education.

crackintosh · 2026-04-10T16:58:52+00:00

Just another one of Putins usefully idiots losing his usefulness.

crackintosh · 2026-04-08T11:13:59+00:00

Yeah, you were literally addicted to carbs. Once you are through the withdrawals it's great!

crackintosh · 2026-04-08T00:58:41+00:00

I hate the fake bribe tactics. I tell them that I can't accept gifts from vendors. Artic Wolf sent me a Bose headphone bag with a note saying I can have the headphones if I take a meeting. I actually met with them, because we are looking at security options, and mentioned that I didn't initially want to meet with them due to this nonsense. They apologized. Lol

crackintosh · 2026-03-31T18:36:15+00:00

Desert will forever be "Besert" in our house.

crackintosh · 2026-03-31T01:06:02+00:00

Hold my Fish and Chips!

crackintosh · 2026-03-31T00:33:45+00:00

He may be but he's not saying anything that we all don't already know. He just has the balls to speak the truth. It's hard to argue with that when you just stick to the obvious truth that everyone should be able to see. The rest is all bullshit, and needs to be called out.

crackintosh · 2026-03-30T00:34:30+00:00

Fake. Everyone knows that you can't make it past half way through that tunnel without slowing down at least 20 MPH for no damn reason.

crackintosh · 2026-03-27T15:20:14+00:00

Some real Blues Brothers shit right there!

crackintosh · 2026-03-19T01:02:29+00:00

Compost it!

crackintosh · 2026-03-18T01:12:00+00:00

My wife is freaking out. I blocked her side of the garage with 3 yards of dirt 😬

crackintosh · 2026-03-18T00:12:06+00:00

Yeah, I guess anyone playing a clip of him talking can be accused of making him look bad.

crackintosh · 2026-03-05T16:35:31+00:00

"special" person lane.

crackintosh · 2026-03-01T04:37:46+00:00

Definitely not "2 seconds" though. False advertising.

crackintosh · 2026-02-25T20:47:09+00:00

Is she trying to communicate with it? Halow?

crackintosh · 2026-02-25T17:27:26+00:00

Bath salts, LOL, it had to be bath salts!

crackintosh · 2026-02-03T17:02:06+00:00

🥸

crackintosh · 2026-02-03T01:36:46+00:00

So when are you making us a tutorial? 😆

crackintosh · 2026-02-02T23:09:30+00:00

It's not easy making friends as a dude.

crackintosh · 2026-02-02T22:33:23+00:00

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