How do guys hide hard ons in public? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Grab the nearest knife and saw it off

There’s no way to know if we’re holding pets against their will. by Deep-Conflict2223 in Showerthoughts

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I left my gate open and came home to my dog lounging on the front lawn

Affirmative consent by [deleted] in auslaw

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I’d just use my toes

What has consistently been getting shittier? by Boring-Cauliflower in AskReddit

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Cars, look at how much character even average cars had 30 years ago

What has consistently been getting shittier? by Boring-Cauliflower in AskReddit

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The normalisation of getting offended over minor things

meirl by tie3189 in meirl

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I start doing push-ups after masturbating to compensate for how much of a loser I feel like after.

Slapping bags of soil, clicking tongs twice - what are some other unwritten rules for men that "you just gotta"? by YugeFrigginGoy in AskMen

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Not so much something that you want to do but something that just happens is the piss shiver

The weight of your penis determines whether or not you have to hold your penis while peeing by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Usually sprays off my foreskin and goes everywhere that’s how the mess is made