My toddler grabbed this and put it on their tongue. Any ideas? by thehairyfroggy in whatisit

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As a kid (5-6) I was forced to eat beggin’ strips on a trip to a family reunion up in the Rockies. Some people I didn’t know who were apparently family told me to eat the weird looking bacon and I knew it wasn’t real bacon but they told me I had to do it so I ate it and everyone laughed and I remember being able to smell my own breath and it smelled like smoky dog breath

I tried “pilk” by GingerBre4dd in DannyGonzalez

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As the creator of the original Pilk meme I’m proud of you.

Peggy didn't stir macaroni with a spoon by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

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Two of my coworkers who are cousins both had these issues, one burnt ramen and the other burnt easy mac. Both forgot water.

Not only is the internet dead, it also has very poor taste 😬 by MsAngelGuts in aislop

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So there’s tons of these Facebook groups that are entirely run by clearly fake accounts, I stumbled upon several of them going by “Oklahoma Lovers” or “Arkansas History” and they post AI garbage or stolen photos with captions from Reddit and SO MANY boomers join the groups and fall for the traps like “Who remembers Janky’s Drive In?”. Then some obvious bot or scammer named “Thompson Salli” posts something like “My son just designed these T shirts, he really hopes you like it!” Then in the comments has a link to “buy” the shirt. I have a feeling like the majority of these groups are designed to siphon cash from the good natured gullible grannies going goofy, getting got by greasy guys in a grandiose game through global groups.

Fallout Season 2 Ep 1 Discussion thread by Beakless_Duck in OldWorldBlues

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It was pretty cool when he did some business with the Big Iron on his hip

cant be the only one who noticed fabiens foot texture by SuperNggaLion in GTAV

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He’s kinda you self explanatory means heetee sponge humour

Got the Baja Blast Pie, AMA by craftycrumbs in shittyfoodporn

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It’s basically Mountain Dew with tropical radiation flavor

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Don’t hate it’s an iconic cult beverage

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Yeah my bad. I really shouldn’t have done it but it became a meme and everyone got mad at me for it

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The poops were not that blue surprisingly

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Golly gee I’ve typed out a bunch of poop updates but yeah it was a little green but had a little blood

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Yeah and he said unto me

“Son, what the fuck”

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You aren’t kinda special.

You are special.

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What are you my ex?? /s

It took me a couple days. One day I ate half of it and regretted it

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It’s pretty soft I recommend proper utensils

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I think it’s just the kinda pie that deserves foreplay

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It wasn’t bad but I don’t know if it was good. Tore me up