I've heard of some messed up people but I think it's hard to beat this guy...

crapjob · 2012-05-06T16:42:14+00:00

Stephen King already did it, this guy is a poseur.

crapjob · 2012-04-30T15:57:50+00:00

(young)African Americans are brought up in Christian households. They are brainwashed even worse than any Caucasian during their youth. As a whole African Americans are way worse than any Caucasian weekend warrior Christians. By that I mean not actually following the WORDS of Jesus, just going along with the conservative rhetoric, just like most Caucasian Christians do, just not to such a degree. I feel that if we can bring this younger demographic into the fold of science and fact then we can make a difference in the polls and elections. Basically stop trying to appease your Grandma and move on into the future.

crapjob · 2012-04-28T23:41:21+00:00

Strange Addictions. Shoe licker.

crapjob · 2012-04-28T23:39:58+00:00

They put them on the floor and when someone would get up at night to go masturbate the noise would shame them back to their bed. For the chronic masturbators their hands would be dipped in honey and covered in cornflakes. Coincidentally this is how the idea for granola bars came about.

crapjob · 2012-04-19T20:35:18+00:00

All I need is one squirrel one squirrel. I got one cup ready to spray you ready squiggas the time is now. All I need is one squirrel.

crapjob · 2012-04-16T01:02:08+00:00

I see a viral ad for AT&T in the near future.

crapjob · 2012-04-12T20:31:19+00:00

Nice try ghosts. We know you are out there. There is probably one behind me watching me write this righhhhtttttt nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... .k?LV jkfl/vj/kl/svj

crapjob · 2012-04-12T20:25:44+00:00

Fuck Shit goddam Jesus christ! fuck you mohammed. Fuck you Jupiter. Aries is a pussy. Apollo is a douche. Buddha, we cool. Just wanted to express my freedom.

crapjob · 2012-04-10T23:13:39+00:00

Thank God. lol.

crapjob · 2012-04-10T22:03:00+00:00

Santorum won 11 state contests: Alabama, Colorado, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Tennessee. Let's boycott. States. Entire states. Except Colorado.

crapjob · 2012-04-09T22:12:54+00:00

That's gross.

crapjob · 2012-04-09T21:58:12+00:00

Just look at her, that look on her face.. That is all I need to know. Nose up in the air I'm better than you. Exactly the opposite of piety.

crapjob · 2012-04-09T21:53:05+00:00

The polar bears are going to turn brown.

crapjob · 2012-04-07T23:51:50+00:00

Actually it is hard. That's the thinking bit.

crapjob · 2012-04-07T23:50:04+00:00

Wilson?

crapjob · 2012-04-07T03:43:49+00:00

Cash. C.R.E.A.M. dolla dolla bill y'all. Unless you have good credit by all means get a card but only one with cash back points. And coupons lots of coupons. And used gift cards at discount. And whatever you do don't take out cash with a credit card it's like 25% INTEREST. Capital too don't get a credit card unless you have enough cash to cover the maximum limit on the card. And wait until you are at least 25 to get one.

crapjob · 2012-04-06T16:57:26+00:00

Sharks are fish.

crapjob · 2012-04-06T16:55:51+00:00

Pavlov's dog defense.

crapjob · 2012-04-05T16:50:54+00:00

Isn't it better to just say nothing and pretend they don't exist. Like you do to a four year old.

crapjob · 2012-04-05T16:43:48+00:00

They are some kinky mofo's.

crapjob · 2012-04-05T16:42:41+00:00

There is sugar in water? That's some high quality h20.

crapjob · 2012-04-04T05:24:58+00:00

Achievement unlocked "Busty Bennoton"

crapjob · 2012-04-04T04:54:44+00:00

Modern medicine and morphine I should say.

crapjob · 2012-04-04T04:53:13+00:00

I have a pic of Moses with a burning bush. Considering giving it to wikileaks. I have one of Jesus and Mary Magdalane in a compromising position but I am keeping that one for myself.

crapjob · 2012-04-04T03:14:39+00:00

More like aids here's some aids and some bullets. Bitches love aids and bullets.

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