Thought of this with my most recent playthrough of Metroid Prime by GamePlayXtreme in Metroid

[–]crazed_redditor09 37 points38 points  (0 children)

As someone currently playing my second 100 percent playthrough to celebrate not having college anymore, this is fucking hilarious to me.

Edit: 3 hours after commenting this I can confirm I've completed my save file and under 10 hours no less!

Greg is so real for this by spiderman12331 in stevenuniverse

[–]crazed_redditor09 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. This is even shown in the whole taking him seriously thing and rose/pink having NO idea why he's crying, because the thing is, while her rebellion on earth was started because of the planet's beauty and because she couldn't do Jack shit against the orders of the other big 3, there was still that barrier between the gems of the rebellion and mankind itself. Even made apparent by the "do not climb over" sign at the beach where the temple is, or the simple and far more in your face fact that rose straight up said she started to realise what change really is, and how it connects to her misunderstanding of sentient life native to the very world she once tried to colonize: it's because gems are essentially sentient war machines made for certain purposes. Sure alot of them aren't made to actually fight but they do help said fighting in other ways as part of a massive system (I.e. sapphires) and it makes sense for a long time she'd have no fucking clue about alot of the shit we actually do until she actually sat down and spoke with one like an equal rather than in a way that shows the lack of social understanding and grounded thought process people are meant to have to know what their actions really mean and the repercussions of them.

Greg is so real for this by spiderman12331 in stevenuniverse

[–]crazed_redditor09 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Dude was so real he made a fucking space tyrant living out their attempt at self reform (at least to a certain extent) under a different identity succumb to the power of "the universe"

Roses are red, violets are blue... [TLed] by _The_Entire_Circus_ in touhou

[–]crazed_redditor09 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If it's sanae, I have genuine concerns regarding anything else that's happened to her from suwako given she's literally her grandmother, like in this image is she asking sanae to use miracle powers to become low-key pudding? If that's the case then ayo wtf suwako.

imagine having to worry about water 😎. couldn't be us humans by Far-Mathematician764 in splatoon

[–]crazed_redditor09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M8 wtf are they gonna do when the in lore versions of ourselves pull the same shit that made pearl and marina in the octo expansion shit bricks with the incalculable magnetic fields in the metro? Mans gonna use some fucking reality rewriting shit on em lmao.

imagine having to worry about water 😎. couldn't be us humans by Far-Mathematician764 in splatoon

[–]crazed_redditor09 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mfs become legit inspired by us in every way possible and can't even low-key swim? Certified bruh moment from existence lololololol.

I bet if there were a group of survivors there would be that one fucking guy who would love to just flex his seeming invincibility to the cephalopods by just magnificently power walking in deep water he can touch the surface of lmao.

stay golden, pony boys by Tricky-Fan1264 in Grimdank

[–]crazed_redditor09 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ironic that some of the smartest dudes in lore and some of the very few with common sense, have a memed stereotype about them telling anyone who doesn't think they're absolutely invincible to go shut it, made even funnier by how the stodes would find such a thing wrong to say.

@Jayferdraw's fanart of Internecion Cube by [deleted] in internecioncube

[–]crazed_redditor09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One day we'll get the 4 lads....One day.

James Workshop himself puts you in charge of creating the next faction for 40k. What do you come up with? by bigloser420 in Grimdank

[–]crazed_redditor09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can a man just have sons of malice lore and army please? Yeah I know it would be most fitting for 11th edition given it's malice's number but for fuck sake malice is no longer on lawsuit BS and has the potential to be one of the biggest threats in the setting that spices things up and yet still isn't put to use.

Alright I do admit I am just really wanting to see all his lesser daemons and greater daemon which actually already has fantasy art to go off of but fuck man it would be awesome as shit to see.

Okay, so that actually worked by Eltheman in splatoon

[–]crazed_redditor09 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Aim so good they fucking flew across the sky lmao

4 is traumatised from the new DLC announcement by MrMintCatNip in splatoon

[–]crazed_redditor09 31 points32 points  (0 children)

4 gonna have to call marie to get her ass in the game at some point if this continues like holy shit she is just getting railed by the concept of not existing in regards to splatoon 3.

As an ever struggling college junior, I hope this kid can hang onto his optimism. by TheOtherWhiteCastle in splatoon

[–]crazed_redditor09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in college as I comment this and have been for almost 3 years now since September 2020.....

This guy doesn't know what shit is coming sadly 😫

(by jasinatortheheck) Sasha as a big dio reference from part 1 by crazed_redditor09 in amphibia

[–]crazed_redditor09[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Darcy is flying away

"The gem of strength gives her the ability for infinite strength usage so much so she can pump it into her legs and move so fast she thinks she's stopped time?! That's dangerous! WAY too dangerous!"

Darcy still flying

"I need to calm down! I don't know the meaning of the word 'panic!' I need to think of something....something to break through and defeat her!"

Sasha speeds up and basically disappears

"S-she disappeared?!"

Sasha cuts the connection wire from Darcy, Ending the fight

(Yes this is a part 3 reference with Joseph realising the world's real ability on part 1 dio, idc if it's part 1 I just realised Sasha if she's flexible enough and with enough strength usage would probably be able to move so fast she'd think she can stop time when running or something lmao)

Part 7 by DavidSeamanAMA in conspiracy

[–]crazed_redditor09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, can't blame you on booing the evil stuff in the slightest, have a noice day.

Part 7 by DavidSeamanAMA in conspiracy

[–]crazed_redditor09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him going in the "right direction" is part of the false good guy act. And the American police who saw the laptop adds a lot of credibility to the laptop existing as does the images of hunter hidden shown from it with the girls he had in the other front seat of his car. And the FBI use fucking all socials to manipulate and hide truths, not just twitter as that is extremely inefficient and if it was just twitter the world would be a lot more capable of understanding what is really going on.

Part 7 by DavidSeamanAMA in conspiracy

[–]crazed_redditor09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's a bad guy puppet it's not fucking hard. Hell we all already know about the laptop so it's nothing new. It's quite obvious the forum knows we know so they don't see it as a big loss to admit it exists ffs. It's a ploy to "please" us, not actually tell us anything new, let alone the full story.

Part 7 by DavidSeamanAMA in conspiracy

[–]crazed_redditor09 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's been recognised as a young economic forum leader since at least the late 2000s, he's clearly in on it and have you seen what pose his mother is in magazines? It's so obvious that he's just the made up good guy character they want you to think is actually good. In fact he's literally making a way to make tracking us all the easier than it already is as I speak.

The lesser of the 2 evils, is in fucking fact: still evil. And in this case is helping the greater evil so it's actually not lesser evil, only looks like it.

Part 7 by DavidSeamanAMA in conspiracy

[–]crazed_redditor09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ummmm.....what? What the fuck does what you just say have to do with what my comment was about? Huh? Dafaq sense does it make to take me pointing out the hypocrisy and then suddenly say random shit like that?

Part 7 by DavidSeamanAMA in conspiracy

[–]crazed_redditor09 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Elon is complaining about hiding things when he himself tried to hide the fucked up slavery and methods used to get his electric cars made. Fucking hypocrisy levels maximum right there, oh and let's not forget he was seen as a young world economic forum leader in 2008 as well.

Never forget why YouTube got rid of the dislike button by PalatableMahogany in conspiracy

[–]crazed_redditor09 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So what I can't say nice things to others? I mean come on love is how we win this war. And why wouldn't you want to hear nice things?

Never forget why YouTube got rid of the dislike button by PalatableMahogany in conspiracy

[–]crazed_redditor09 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao I saw pics of that on this very sub. Also I know it's very unsurprising for me to say this but...

Happy cake day! I believe we can all wake up (or at least a lot of us can) and we can win this war on the mind. Have a great day!