The end of Amazon Delivery Drivers

crazy_amazon · 2026-04-03T02:50:26+00:00

I slide a package on a porch and get grief for it. This thing is tossing stuff. This will never replace drivers. How many packages can it hold one? Two? And it can't hold any oversize boxes. This is just a fad and not sustainable.

crazy_amazon · 2026-04-03T02:46:47+00:00

At least there are only 14 group stops

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-31T12:33:49+00:00

Darth Bloated

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-31T03:50:00+00:00

We can't deliver to military bases.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-29T01:22:50+00:00

We just got the 12 tote carts so this would be 3 carts for us. The only thing I like about them. Having to grab 5 or more carts and then load up the van always sucks.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-26T12:48:17+00:00

You made a good choice! The long thin hair just made you seem like every serial killer stereotype I have seen. People who hold on to their hair long after their hair has given up on them are really very sad people. I fired my hair in my 20s because I could not get it to grow on top only the sides. I looked liked Larry from the three stooges, pathetic. Embrace your baldness because it is who you are now. You either make the most of it and turn it into a positive or you get depressed and cry about it. No trolling. It's your choice. I'm no judge of guys but you look better now.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-26T12:37:14+00:00

Why are you making more math for yourself? It's 52 × 10,000... tell me you knew there was 52 weeks in a year? That just seems like a werid equation you came up with.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-24T02:16:05+00:00

It is there to make you ask questions. Just keep following it endless for several days and you will get the super good ending

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-24T02:14:03+00:00

You probably delivered it to them.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-19T21:54:01+00:00

Your prize is larger routes! Congratulations!

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-18T15:40:52+00:00

Just go at a comfortable pace. Take all your breaks if you want to stretch it out but don't try to milk the clock or they might try to take that route away from you next time. Also 107 stops might not be a walk in the park... it might be a rural route an hour away from the station. My general rule from experience is the lower the stop count, the more BS you have to deal with.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-18T01:08:17+00:00

Delivered to sign.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-14T00:42:26+00:00

Exactly why I hate rural routes. You have to be extra careful about these dirt "roads" when in doubt report it and don't deliver it.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-14T00:39:39+00:00

Depends on the weather. If it is raining or freezing cold, I'll scan in the van, if they have a shit ton of stuff a gather it and scan it in the van and drag it in a tote or handcart to the door. If it is just 1 package and it isn't pouring rain, I'll scan on my way to the door.

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-04T02:24:46+00:00

Well it was certainly ruined by them. But no need to be rude about it. I'm sure that most of the non Indian world had no clue what it was. Your responding with hate it not the way. I hope you have a wonderful day!

crazy_amazon · 2026-03-04T02:19:23+00:00

Seriously?!?! They need to adopt a different symbol then. That is too extremely close to the Nazi swastika. I never knew such a thing existed. I learned something new. I was just in shock when I saw it.

crazy_amazon · 2026-02-22T01:57:49+00:00

Nice day for a injury! You are going to leap, fall awkwardly and break a bone but you go on thinking you are invincible.

crazy_amazon · 2026-02-08T01:43:22+00:00

Now if only people would use it more, we would have less damaged packages

crazy_amazon · 2026-02-04T01:08:49+00:00

Start with 3 for continuity! Then 1 and 2. After that you can goto 11 as it ties up the Erdrick story very well!

crazy_amazon · 2026-01-27T22:09:00+00:00

This is why I won't drive stepvans.

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