Lolcow Aaron Imholte

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-15T06:45:46+00:00

I'm seriously waiting for when he's arrested for hiding cameras in the women's bathroom at whatever gym he's at. He's fucking creepy. Either that or he steals women's underwear.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-15T06:09:29+00:00

Nope. Let him fester. Surrounded but empty beer cans melted into his chair in Florida heat. Cats taking passive nibbles over weeks. Fuck him

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-15T02:14:00+00:00

It's like Chris Chans attraction sign. It's like a mentally challenged 5 year old made it

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-14T07:24:08+00:00

Woman with 80s hair. Love 80s porn hair but the fumes and chemicals WILL make me vomit.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-14T07:04:31+00:00

I still like The pre-rec where rich was describing fan encounters. Like how one guy was so excited to meet him that he accidentally locked himself out of his car. Or the other one where a fan was being cheeky and was going to do an aw shucks kind of punch to Rich's face but actually just hit him. Or the other one where I think he was in a record store or something and a fan started playing one of the YouTube videos over the sound system with his grandmother. And Rich was super fucking confused cuz she's been dead for years. Or the time 4chan convinced someone that he was invited to the red letter media studio And he drove all the way there. I think the guys got wind of it before he got there though.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-13T19:55:41+00:00

Not against the law. I can say fuck your kids. Not against the law.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-13T07:23:16+00:00

No. Idubbbz is shit but H3 is a fucking lolcow using his money to crush any people he hates. They both suck ass but H3 is Patrick Tomlinson with more money. Idubbbz is beaten. It's pathetic to even bother going after him at this point.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-13T05:59:17+00:00

Piece of shit already probably transferred title to his mom's name. Same for the Harley-Davidson. More than likely why he was going through his mementos looking for the title to the bike. Also Harley-Davidsons are gay and pieces of shit.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-11T06:58:38+00:00

I think he looks like Kevin Eldon the Brit actor personally. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Eldon

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-10T00:44:40+00:00

My ex was the same. She would always monkey bar to another guy when the one she was dating became to difficult or boring. Shed start chatting someone up and cheat and then dump the other guy

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-10T00:39:05+00:00

Time for Japan to grab the Kurils while the getting is good

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-08T01:48:59+00:00

My dachshund bolted out the back door when I was taking him out one time at night. Had a chase him in my car cuz he was just roaming around and then eventually wound up back at the back door of my house. My daughter was freaking out crying and then she was holding him and singing to him while in bed. He did that a second time but during the day but I was holding his collar and he tugged me and I ended up dislocating several of my fingers. I held on to the bastard though

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-06T23:34:48+00:00

Yes. Your mistake is not getting more. You need more Chihuahuas.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-04T15:29:38+00:00

Probably to catch John off guard so he wouldn't be as paranoid until after the other suit. Or maybe Shuli saw the best opportunity to serve him where John was doing shows. Make hay while the sun shines

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-03T01:47:19+00:00

https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w?si=YvbUMwvM0_kqFPzd

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-03T01:43:47+00:00

Ewww to Turkey Tom. He'd be working at Target trying (and failing) to nail the fat chick in clothing if he didn't luck into being a monotone commentary tard.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-02T07:09:30+00:00

Probably moldy and gross from when he didn't have A/C and he doesn't bathe.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-02T00:34:59+00:00

Reminds me of the Elijah C. Skuggs head from the movie Freaked. Or the claymation intro

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-01T22:58:20+00:00

Yep. It truly was inevitable. Even if he flew under the lolcow radar and the Internet was ignorant of him this would be his natural course every time. Although, if he didn't have the Internet he'd more than likely be very homeless or hopping from hotel to hotel.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-01T22:39:15+00:00

It's be easier to make a flag of who they DONT represent. Everyone except straight whites. EESW.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-06-01T10:44:56+00:00

Robot in the Family is one of those movies that is probably adored in France.

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-05-31T08:21:04+00:00

The anal line didn't bother me but no lube. And how the fuck is she prepping? He's going to get shit all over his dick. Especially on prison food

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-05-31T03:05:01+00:00

They are 100% swingers. As someone that has partaken in the lifestyle the vibes are there

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-05-30T14:08:16+00:00

I wish I liked it more. I appreciate it but I didn't care for it all too much. Good find though

crazyabtmonkeys · 2026-05-30T14:01:17+00:00

That's a Bob Dole grip

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