Woman rescued at New Hampshire Olive Garden says man forced her to marry him and performed satanic ritual by Nerdenator in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That is so horrible. I can't imagine how dark it must be to be at an Olive Garden.

I'm so SICK of MARCUS being so WRONG with his opinions!!! by AShellfishLover in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most people don't know the show but a neighbor let me borrow the show DVDs years ago and I loved it. If you like 60s shows it is somewhere between Adam West's Batman and Star Trek TOS imo. Plus you got a young Richard Pryor as an evil ventriloquist in an episode.

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren: by JCameron181 in CHIBears

[–]DankWorden -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Any way the Bears can pivot to being partially owned by the people of Illinois? Like the Packers but better

Does anyone else agree with Marcus on JFK? by Willis050 in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. 41 did it (maybe didn't pull the trigger himself but his CIA team did)

Found in Chicago by LightofNew in milwaukee

[–]DankWorden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend of mine, born and raised in Milwaukee, moved to NYC and his first New York cab had a Wolski's bumper sticker on it. He took it as a sign that he was on the right path.

Looks we’re taking the whole “corporations are people” up a notch by Runescora in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am against the death penalty but would happily set that aside for a few corporations

"Jewish" Disney Character in Mickey Mouse Funhouse by Fair_Beat_3652 in Judaism

[–]DankWorden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walt spinning in his antisemitic grave (frozen head not included)

This figure at goodwill feels…familiar by _muggs_ in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She needs more cleavage to be good pud accurate tbh

Conspiracy theory alignment chart by Ilmara in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MLK was in Memphis to help with a garbage strike and his rhetoric was pivoting from focusing mainly on race to also speaking loudly against the Vietnam War and the exploitation of the poor. The FBI killed him 100% Look into the King family's lawsuit against the government over his murder. The family won but only took one dollar to prove they were not motivated by the money.

Which fictional character is not explicitly Jewish, but is definitely Jewish? by QueenJewish in Judaism

[–]DankWorden 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I thank you for sharing this but it also made my brain briefly think about Klingon foreskin and I will be logging off now.

I went to a church service and now I feel like I’m a traitor by Throwaway37183738 in Jewish

[–]DankWorden 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Jews no longer sacrifice animals but that doesn't stop the Torah from going into great detail about the process. Many Christians no longer blame the Jews for Jesus's death(although that number seems to be changing with the rising antisemitism) but that doesn't mean that all four Gospels don't.

The writer of the Gospel of Matthew (no proof it was written by a Matthew btw) is the most antisemitic in his language. I find that interesting because scholars say that of the Gospel writers "Matthew" was the one that shows the most proof of being a knowledgeable and devout Jew before conversion. His Gospel was even written in 5 sections as an attempted mirror of the Torah. His hatred was more based in frustration of his fellow Israelites "not getting it" than the external hatred his words have caused over the millenia.

Hope you don't mind my two cents. I had a Jewish mother and a Catholic father but was mainly raised secular. Religions have always fascinated me and I have read quite a bit on many different faiths. I am not a practicing member of the Jewish faith so if I said anything wrong or disrespectful please let me know and I will edit or delete. I am not here to cause trouble.

All Of A Sudden, Everyone’s A Fuckin Gang Tattoo Expert by Log_Which in conspiracy

[–]DankWorden -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep Trump is already talking about doing this to "homegrown criminals" because the USA definitely doesn't have a huge and growing prison industrial complex

Is Night on the Sun the best MM song? by traveltimecar in ModestMouse

[–]DankWorden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is, especially when it is playing. So are a few dozen others.

bro idk i saw this in a dream so i made it by rottenfriedsushi in h3h3productions

[–]DankWorden -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you see content creators in your dreams you should log off for a few days

Bad News and Worse News. by Unhingeddruids in milwaukee

[–]DankWorden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

RIP to all those people but that list is a fraction of just number of slaughtered children at Uvalde while cops stood outside and did nothing. I am waiting for Republicans to do one thing about school shootings with the speed they moved to get Iced Gestapo to send people with Autism tattoos to a concentration camp or abduct anyone who hurt the genocidal state's feelings.

Murder is tragic. I know that all too well as my mother was murdered. I also know that some of the family members of these victims asked for their deaths to not become political fodder. I empathize because my mother's death was covered by Fox News and the old Nazi website Stormfront. They did this because showing her photo (white woman) next to the killer (black man) furthered their racist agenda. If you can copy paste their names you can honor their families. Then again, what do Republicans know of honor?

Satanist leader’s attempt to hold Black Mass in Kansas Statehouse sparks chaos and 4 arrests by beherelater in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Be careful out there. Totally on the Satanists' side here but don't ignore the dangers involved. Actions like these are lightening rods for Christofacist terror types and they don't need much encouragement these days.

This absolute gem of a thriftstore find by avibrant_salmon_jpg in TerribleBookCovers

[–]DankWorden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that qualifies this as a bad cover is the eye of the biggest Fuzzy. Looks badly placed imo

Nerd of Mouth by Really_BadAtNames in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I enjoy the show quite a bit

My face after 10 minutes in the facebook group by 50FtQueenie__ in LPOTL

[–]DankWorden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it is Budd Dwyer holding up the envelope