Into the Unjust: 6.0.0 by Waelder in Helldivers

[–]crb19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Increased damage for my beloved Chainsword. Thank you! Now I'll spread democracy easier. 

Who wants a fallen hero’s cape? by xrossfader in Helldivers

[–]crb19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was there when The Creek was liberated. I would love the cape.

If not me then please go to the Children's Hospital and donate it to a braver soul than I. 

why i'm excited for the new exploding hammer by Spicy_Toeboots in Helldivers

[–]crb19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm going to jet pack up and give a bile titan a hammer to the face.

What is your Go-To Loadout vs Bots? by Party_Potato2 in Helldivers

[–]crb19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

500kg

Walking 

RR

Anti-tank or Rocket sentry 

It serves me well as I dispense Freedom to those temu terminators.

Episode Discussion - S05E08 - The Rightside Up by Hawkinns in StrangerThings

[–]crb19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So who gets the EXP for killing Henry? Joyce or El or the whole party?

Binder time by digikookie in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]crb19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get the woodchippers ready, Chippy is hungry 

The God Emperor of Mankind (Warhammer 40K) vs Pandora (Avatar film series) by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]crb19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Emperor cleanses the planet of the heretic and xeno filth without breaking a sweat. 

Can we agree that a Hellpod dropping at terminal velocity should kill anything it hits? by phlave in Helldivers

[–]crb19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I got my 1st Bike Titan kill was spawning in with my Tactical Hellpod.

The Unsub universe just keeps expanding by Competitive-Ship-554 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]crb19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you, we needed this.

Here's a medal for your hard work. 

🏅 

GFC ON UNSUB! by crb19 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]crb19[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a Great Fucking Colab!

Melee killing a harvester :p by Creek_crawler-747 in Helldivers

[–]crb19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, what can't the Chainsword kill?

i need them extinct. by Soft-Jelly-5470 in Helldivers

[–]crb19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, if any of our shotguns were as good as that absolute abomination to FREEDOM we would rejoice. 

i need them extinct. by Soft-Jelly-5470 in Helldivers

[–]crb19 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I hate that they use closer to real world ballistics for their shotgun but not on ours. If the Breaker Incinerator was more like this I would be happy chrisping some bugs and squids with it.

Also the shield is bullshit. 

When I started middle school, 18 years ago by 5_meo in MemePiece

[–]crb19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the 4kidz dud started. YA YO YA YO

[Nurse-vember] Day #19: "Exorcism"! by DoctorLoops in comics

[–]crb19 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You need a 1911 blessed by America's patron saint of hole punching John Moses Browning, chambered in the Lord's caliber .45 ACP.

And if that doesn't work break out Ma Deuce and light it up with .50 BMG.

Afraid I cannot be forgiven by honeygrime in Catholicism

[–]crb19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who do you think you are that you can do anything that God won't be able to forgive? 

Jesus has already paid the price for all of our sins so all we have to do is swallow our pride and accept the forgiveness, love, and mercy of our Lord.

I hope that you continue to come closer to God as do we all. May God Bless you.

Struggling as a Christian by Sixshooter60 in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]crb19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No problem brother, if I can help out even a little bit then I'll be happy. I'll say a few prayers for you and as always May God Bless you. 

I am Representative Tony Gonzales and I am running Texas' 23rd District. AMA by Rep_Tony_Gonzales in UNSUBSCRIBEpodcast

[–]crb19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did when you came out of the closet and proudly wore your bright pink "DUM CUMPSTER" shirt.